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*** Tottenham Hotspur v Bodo/Glimt *** Semi final , 1st leg 1/5/25.

thfcsteff said:
I think NLS did a GREAT thing by starting an OMT, and I said I would, so I will...because fhuck convention, fhuck all this 'oooo ooooo we can't have a consonant -driven OMT' or 'WEEP WEEP there's TWO OMTs OMG OMG WE'RE GOING TO LOSE BECAUSE THERE'S TWO OMT's AND I DIDN'T SCRATCH MY RIGHT NUT BEFORE PUTTING MY LEFT-LEG IN MY LUCKY UNDERPANTS WHICH HAVE BEEN WASHED!'...

...BOLL-OX to all that gubbins! If this season has taught you NOTHING it is that EVERYTHING is on the table, because frankly, these are uncharted times for us all...

We'll show up because, well, we just will! And now YOU can too! Engage in BOTH OMT's, put in a little extra fauckin' effort, give it a bit more energy in the responses, bring your love, hate, joy, anger, whateverthefarkin fukk you have coarsing through your veins and spend it here AND in NLS's thread! GG is going with TWO UP-TOP, we're Sonny and Solanke baby, with Sonny off the shoulder and Ange switching it up because let's face it, HE'S out of fukks to give too 'cos it clearly ain't been working most of the season, so Europa is the place to let it all hang out and do the wild things, as in do the opposite of what everyone thinks we'll do...

...it's all been bizarre and truth be told pretty fukkin' tossKKKY this season, so stand by for a blast of GLORY from SOMEWHERE you untrusting, unfeeling BAHSTAHDS!!!!


If anyone wants to join the switch-up and post a THIRD OMT, I say this is probably the ONLY season such utter chicanery will be both allowed and understood!

Remember LIFE IS FOR LIVING!!!!!

COYS!!!


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TL:DR - ten word summary please? ;)
 
paxtonwolf said:
We were robbed by that ref v Holland. De Boer should have not still been on the pitch to take that free-kick
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You sound like Taylor during the programme! :)

"The blonde lad shouldn't be on the pitch...[Following the linesman up the touchline during the game]...Tell your mate he's just got me the sack."

Just rewatched a bit today. Like watching three blokes down the pub. 😆

 
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Surfless said:
TL:DR - ten word summary please? ;)
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Here are the important words:

NLS GREAT OMT
OMT WEEP WEEP TWO OMTs OMG OMG WE'RE GOING TO LOSE BECAUSE THERE'S TWO OMT's AND I DIDN'T SCRATCH MY RIGHT NUT BEFORE PUTTING MY LEFT-LEG IN MY LUCKY UNDERPANTS WHICH HAVE BEEN WASHED!
BOLL-OX
NOTHING EVERYTHING
YOU BOTH OMTs AND NLS
GG TWO UP-TOP
HE'S tossY GLORY SOMEWHERE BASTAHDS!!!!!
THIRD OMT ONLY
LIFE IS FOR LIVING!!!!!

COYS!!!
 
IulianSteaua said:
I would like United if we go through to the final. Beat them 3 out of 3 this season. Would have the home crowd chanting for us because it would mean United beat their club. Facing a Spanish team away at their ground, in the EL final, does not sound like a fun experience to me.
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It's hard because Bilbao would be at home, but you just know United would beat us in the one game that actually mattered. The resemblance of the 2019 run is scary. Final in Spain against either a Spanish or English side. Doing terrible in the league, but lucking our way through. Our leading attacker out injured, but probably back for the final.
 
tommysvr said:
If people are seriously expecting/hoping for a 4/5/6 goal win in a European semi final I think I might give this thread a wide berth tomorrow.
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I learnt a long time ago never to expect anything when it comes to Spurs. I have a feeling we will win by a goal or 2 tonight. Whether that will be enough to get through...who knows.
 
IulianSteaua said:
I would like United if we go through to the final. Beat them 3 out of 3 this season. Would have the home crowd chanting for us because it would mean United beat their club. Facing a Spanish team away at their ground, in the EL final, does not sound like a fun experience to me.
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After the way Bayern bottled the CL final in their home ground against Chelsea in 2012 I’m thinking maybe the sense of occasion might get to the Bilbao players, what with their club never having won a UEFA competition before.

Meanwhile, if we’re looking at omens, ManU beat a Spanish side in the semifinal on their way to winning the Europa Cup back in 2017.

Also the ManU players might pull their fingers out in order to avoid a 25% pay cut next season.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1917887150978220211
 
tommysvr said:
If people are seriously expecting/hoping for a 4/5/6 goal win in a European semi final I think I might give this thread a wide berth tomorrow.
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There's a huge difference between hope and expectation!
I expect a two goal victory.
I'd hope/love a four goal victory as that's what would make me feel confident about the second away leg - especially considering their returning players
 
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