Lloris, Sandro, Capoue, Verts, Soldado, AVB.
Solid, professional players who make very few mistakes (Lloris seems never to make one) and a manager who's both deadly serious and talented enough to take a Portuguese side to four trophies and an unbeaten season in just his second year of club management.
Utterly unacceptable.
Bring back Gomes. A flat back four of Phil Bardsely, Titus Bramble, Philippe Senderos and Paul Konchesky. In midfield, out with all this tigerish solidity rubbish: let's have ourselves a proper Spurs midfield. Flat middle four with Tuncay, Jenas, Jimmy Bullard and Adam Johnson: proper, inconsistent, flashy, flaky as hell players.
A partnership of Darren Bent and Berbatov in attack will do the trick: the Premier League's most languid and one-dimensional, respectively.