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Still hoping for a Burnley late equaliser. Hopefully from a corner, where an Arse player shanks a clearance onto the inside of the post, then hits Raya in the face, before the ball bounces of the back of the head of Gabriel and into the goal.

If Carlsberg did football
 
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Still hoping for a Burnley late equaliser. Hopefully from a corner, where an Arse player shanks a clearance onto the inside of the post, then hits Raya in the face, before the ball bounces of the back of the head of Gabriel and into the goal.

If Carlsberg did football
I've done my part for that to happen, with Raya and Gabriel in my FPL team.
 
Still hoping for a Burnley late equaliser. Hopefully from a corner, where an Arse player shanks a clearance onto the inside of the post, then hits Raya in the face, before the ball bounces of the back of the head of Gabriel and into the goal.

If Carlsberg did football
The longest ever VAR check would then follow, while they desperately look for a way to rule it out.
 
Still hoping for a Burnley late equaliser. Hopefully from a corner, where an Arse player shanks a clearance onto the inside of the post, then it hit Raya in the face, before the ball bounces of the back of the head of Gabriel and into the goal.

If Carlsberg did football
They would probably disallow it for a foul on the keeper.
 
A crumb of comfort from this is that Arsenal will be tied to this awful brand of football for another few seasons - hopefully the rest of the league gets it's arse in gear and this is a one off
 
Like Liverpool last season they have been officiated completely differently to the rest of the league. It feels fixed. Or certainly being manoeuvred towards the scum. Anything to keep City away from the Trophy
 
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