The Official 2019/20 Premier League Thread

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

People sat down taking no notice just texting

Whilst someone filmed it. Society is twisted.

 

[scaramanga]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1158021244974972928

To be fair, that only happened because they didn't have a wall to push on top of them.

 

[Seedy Ron]

Why did Emirates Marketing Project not have a sponsor on their shirt today? Have Etihad finally admitted to themselves they were taking the tinkle?

 

[monkeybarry]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1158021244974972928

Oh that is why northerners shouldn't be allowed near civilization.

I love the woman sitting on her phone. Real Londoner - will not engage in a situation, even if she might get whacked. Hopefully she also tutted

 

[Baleforce]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1159854887804506112

 

[Robbo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1140583663173885955

Are they saying it was impossible to manufacture new footballs with different colours before the modular system? Makes no sense whatsoever.

 

[markysimmo]

Carragher now main commentator on Liverpool games, was interviewing their players earlier hahaha

Embarassing and its match day one

 

[milo]

Come on Norwich

 

[DeanoAustin]

I fudging hate those bindipping clams. You’ll never walk alone my bollox. And the “champions of Europe” brick is sticking in my throat tonight.

Can’t see anything other than them winning tonight though.

 

[elyid]

Just turned it on to "Liverpool have been impressive & were the better team against Emirates Marketing Project in the community shield..."

Ummm. They lost.

Probably won't drop points today, but I look forward to the first Anfield dive being disallowed by VAR.

 

[milo]

I fudging hate those bindipping clams. You’ll never walk alone my bollox. And the “champions of Europe” brick is sticking in my throat tonight.

Can’t see anything other than them winning tonight though.

I hope that Norwich win 1-0. A penalty from a dodgy handball in the box.

 

[MKSpur]

Let’s be aving you!

 

[MKSpur]

I hope that Norwich win 1-0. A penalty from a dodgy handball in the box.

Ideally against Henderson whilst pointing for them to kick the ball out whilst Salah is writhing in agony from a cruciate injury caused by a failed dive.

 

[Mikey10]

Norwich self-destructing already.

 

[milo]

Can I be the first person this season to say that Jamie Carragher is a clam?

 

[Cochise]

Can I be the first person this season to say that Jamie Carragher is a clam?

Congratulations, have a badge

 

[Mikey10]

Norwich’s defence - jeez...

 

[milo]

Congratulations, have a badge

Does it say "Carragher is a clam"? I'll wear it with pride.

 

[Legohamster]

Both the Norwich full backs look very good

 

[Robspur12]

Liking Norwich. Giving Liverpool a game. Come let’s get a goal.