The Official 2018/19 Premier League Thread

[Rorschach]

Wouldn’t like to be the third person in a lift with Shaw and Sanchez. Well over maximum load.

Nor have Lukaku land on you. Ouch

 

[the dza]

Lovely to see these teams taking a physical battering haha.

 

[Mikey10]

On the plus side, this is probably Utd's push for 4th phucked, this is a lot of injuries. Though I suppose they will be out of the Champions League very soon.

Definitely. Long term, this is working out well for us.

 

[scaramanga]

Wouldn’t like to be the third person in a lift with Shaw and Sanchez. Well over maximum load.

My wife: State of that fat clam, looks like a League 2 footballer. He's a disgrace.

Me: He's earning £300k per week.

W: And clearly spending it all on cake.

M: That's not fair....... He's spending half of it on kebabs too

W: Racist.

 

[JerusalemMan]

Sounds like you married the perfect woman for you.

 

[scaramanga]

Sounds like you married the perfect woman for you.

Now you sound like my wife.

 

[Rorschach]

Rashford is playing through an injury. It will only make it worse.

 

[Daisuk]

Klopp is such a clam.

 

[Jurgen the German]

Neither team have turned up today but Liverpool for me just don’t look like winning today. They’re playing like rabbits in the headlights. United will win this. If Liverpool don’t win considering united’s injuries in the first half then people will ask questions of them and rightly so.

 

[StephenH]

Rashford is playing through an injury. It will only make it worse.

That was my thinking

 

[Rorschach]

Klopp is such a clam.

Goes without saying really.

 

[StephenH]

Liverpool must score surly

 

[StephenH]

Klopp is such a clam.

Everybody is to the majority of football fans!
It’s not a very elite group.

 

[greatwhitenorf]

Tourists aplenty at OT. Two guys in front row in Texas Tech shirts, others wearing scarves with both teams on it. Unthinkable.

 

[Daisuk]

Everybody is to the majority of football fans!
It’s not a very elite group.

I don't know. Mourinho was a clam too. Can't say I'm too bothered with Emery or Guardiola or Sarri or whatever. But Klopp is a fudging clam.

 

[greatwhitenorf]

I'm half scared to make any sort of slagging remark about Liverpool players because then one will pop up and score. But, on the basis of the form they've shown this season, they should have run United off the park by now. A lot of sloppy, selfish football out there. Sanchez providing comedy relief.

 

[StephenH]

Tourists aplenty at OT. Two guys in front row in Texas Tech shirts, others wearing scarves with both teams on it. Unthinkable.

I blame the aeroplane and the internet

 

[Mikey10]

Sanchez is something else. Standing fixing his hair as Liverpool attack.

 

[JerusalemMan]

Now you sound like my wife.

Just repeating a line from my own wife.

 

[StephenH]

I'm half scared to make any sort of slagging remark about Liverpool players because then one will pop up and score. But, on the basis of the form they've shown this season, they should have run United off the park by now. A lot of sloppy, selfish football out there. Sanchez providing comedy relief.

Don’t worry about it, tuck in.