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The "Official" 2013/14 Other teams matches thread

Amazing what a few weeks can do. Arsenal were flying high not so long ago. 4 games without a win now in all competitions.
 
Turgid turdage

Ars.e took 85 minutes before they had an effort on target at home, now they get a corner and think they deserve a win.

Meanwhile Mourinho lines up without Mata, Oscar, Lukaku and people hail him a genius

A turdulant display

:ross:
YOU, Sir, receive one of my very own gold stars for this fantastic adjective. It belongs in the VIZ Profanisaurus…

Turdulant - adj; to be poor, unpleasant shocking in the sense of a continual stream of ****e. e.g. "Jasper, how was that Arsenal Chelsea game tonight?"
"Ah, thanks for asking Priscilla my dearest, but 'twas a turdulant affair."
 
I'll take that, from a selfish point of view too. 2 Pred Lge pts, 3 cleasn sheets in the FF team

2pts gained on Arsenal, 2pts gained on Chelsea, and back to 6pts off the top. Arsenal,Liverpool and United all have 2 away games over Xmas.
 
:ross:
YOU, Sir, receive one of my very own gold stars for this fantastic adjective. It belongs in the VIZ Profanisaurus…

Turdulant - adj; to be poor, unpleasant shocking in the sense of a continual stream of ****e. e.g. "Jasper, how was that Arsenal Chelsea game tonight?"
"Ah, thanks for asking Priscilla my dearest, but 'twas a turdulant affair."

Never heard of the profanisaurus before but because of you I'm downloading the app.
 
Emirates Marketing Project have Aguero and Negredo up front with Djeko on the bench, Chelsea have Torres as their main man. Who does Abramovich think are going to win the league exactly? :lol: The sooner he realises he made a £50m mistake on his pet Torres the better off Chelsea will be, not that I care.
 
I'll take that, from a selfish point of view too. 2 Pred Lge pts, 3 cleasn sheets in the FF team

2pts gained on Arsenal, 2pts gained on Chelsea, and back to 6pts off the top. Arsenal,Liverpool and United all have 2 away games over Xmas.

This has been a good round. Gained 7 points on the top, only 31 to go. :)
 
1. Liverpool - 36
2. Arsenal - 36
3. Emirates Marketing Project - 35
4. Chelsea - 34
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5. Everton - 34
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6. Saudi Sportswashing Machine - 30
7. Tottenham - 30
8. Man Utd - 28


Damn it's close.
two teams who haven't really got going in us and united

A city team that should be winning at a canter

3 teams that are playing their best In arsenal, Liverpool and Everton

Chelsea ago IMO are dull and poor. Their whole front line has been out scored by Soldado yet people keep on tipping them for something?!?!?

And Saudi Sportswashing Machine....
 
Sorry Gary Neville but the difference between city and Chelsea is City play their best attacking players... Chelsea leave Mata to pick up the dirty laundry - what a waste

Oh and Mourinho makes AVBs sides look adventurous
 
two teams who haven't really got going in us and united

A city team that should be winning at a canter

3 teams that are playing their best In arsenal, Liverpool and Everton

Chelsea ago IMO are dull and poor. Their whole front line has been out scored by Soldado yet people keep on tipping them for something?!?!?

And Saudi Sportswashing Machine....

This season has the makings of a genuine classic.
 
I despair how people think the Walcott incident was a penalty. As I say on a weekly basis, contact is not a foul.

As for the Mikel incident, I am in two minds, thought it was a red when I saw the replay but Gary Neville made an interesting point about both players going for the ball with intent. Then again Carragher is right, the game has changed now, it's not good enough to simply say I got some of the ball even if you bury the opponent.
 
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