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The Goon Thread

Rock Strongo said:
This joke has been going on for too long. Have mercy and give the man some velcro already!

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In every single gif, Steve Bould is studiously, desperately trying to ignore the professional cretin failing to operate a zip.
 
Disgusting behaviour; this imbecile could easily have killed someone, more than twice the legal drink drive limit.


Arsenal starlet Chuba Akpom has been banned from driving after crashing his Range Rover while drunk on vodka and cranberry juice.

At around 4.50am on the morning of December 17, the 22-year-old smashed a fence and furniture after losing control of his car and mounting a grass verge near his home in Barnet, North London.

The 22-year-old committed the offence during a night out partying with friends in London. After the group moved from the West End to a 21st Birthday bash at a club in Watford, the striker 'stupidly agreed' to put vodka in two glasses of cranberry juice.

'He crashed into roadside furniture then drove back towards the road and into a heavy-duty fencing, knocking it down and out of the ground.

'He caused extensive damage to his Range Rover and left considerable debris strewn around the road.'

...disqualified from driving for 17 months after admitting driving the Range Rover with more than double the legal limit of alcohol in his system.

Akpom, who has made one senior appearance for Arsenal this season, has enjoyed loan spells at the likes of Coventry, Nottingham Forest and Hull in recent years.

He has been at the north London club since the age of seven and signed his first professional deal with the Gunners at the age of 17.
 
Bullet said:
Disgusting behaviour; this imbecile could easily have killed someone, more than twice the legal drink drive limit.


Arsenal starlet Chuba Akpom has been banned from driving after crashing his Range Rover while drunk on vodka and cranberry juice.

At around 4.50am on the morning of December 17, the 22-year-old smashed a fence and furniture after losing control of his car and mounting a grass verge near his home in Barnet, North London.

The 22-year-old committed the offence during a night out partying with friends in London. After the group moved from the West End to a 21st Birthday bash at a club in Watford, the striker 'stupidly agreed' to put vodka in two glasses of cranberry juice.

'He crashed into roadside furniture then drove back towards the road and into a heavy-duty fencing, knocking it down and out of the ground.

'He caused extensive damage to his Range Rover and left considerable debris strewn around the road.'

...disqualified from driving for 17 months after admitting driving the Range Rover with more than double the legal limit of alcohol in his system.

Akpom, who has made one senior appearance for Arsenal this season, has enjoyed loan spells at the likes of Coventry, Nottingham Forest and Hull in recent years.

He has been at the north London club since the age of seven and signed his first professional deal with the Gunners at the age of 17.
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Can you enjoy loan spells at the likes of Coventry and Hull?
 
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