the disappearance of Paris Hilton

[spurs1canada]

Well what the hell i would do it,something about the ones that seem to love it LOL.

 

[billyiddo]

i don't find her attractive in the slightest

although that wouldn't stop me after a couple of beers tbf

 

[Flannerz]

Maybe she's disappeared inside her bucket fanny?

 

[Skinhead in a Suit]

You think there's room for the Kardashians in there too?

 

[Gordinho]

No problems, you could get the Housewives of Orange County all gathered round a Geordie Shore in there comfortably.

 

[Roy1983]

Fit as fudge.

 

[spurspinter1]

I agree. Doesn't seem attractive a person and often pulls strange faces for photos but everyone on here would do if they had the chance, chatting absolute brick if they say otherwise (unless gay, or a girl without lesbian tendancies)

 

[Gordinho]

I agree. Doesn't seem attractive a person and often pulls strange faces for photos but everyone on here would do if they had the chance, chatting absolute brick if they say otherwise (unless gay, or a girl without lesbian tendancies)

Are you SMN in disguise? Had the same conversation with him five years ago, I don't think she's particularly attractive, could do with a good feed up in my opinion (give me the curves of Kelly Brook any day) but more to the point if someone's public image is so repulsive it doesn't matter how fit or otherwise they are. So no, in young folk's vernacular, I'm not chatting brick.

PS I would KK.

 

[spurspinter1]

I meant from a looks perspective, for example, if she wasn't famous, and you happened to bump in to her in a club, you'd most definitely think she was fit as fudge. Obviously personal preferences and all that but sometimes it seems like people are trying to convince themselves she's ugly from how much of a bellend she is.

Not sure who KK or SMN are for better or worse...

 

[Gordinho]

I meant from a looks perspective, for example, if she wasn't famous, and you happened to bump in to her in a club, you'd most definitely think she was fit as fudge. Obviously personal preferences and all that but sometimes it seems like people are trying to convince themselves she's ugly from how much of a bellend she is.

Not sure who KK or SMN are for better or worse...

Kim Kardashian, and Sheik Ma Nuggets a former poster. Hmmmm, how would I describe SMN? I know, like Mick Cooper but more patronising?

 

[Dayo]

Imagine Michael Fish if he knew what he was talking about.

 

[Gordinho]

I must be honest if it was Paris Hilton or Michael Fish I'd plump for Hilton in that particular scenario. Hilton's moustache would be less tickly.