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Supermarket war

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Roy1983

Edward Sheringham
Went to Iceland today and was queuing up, nothing out of the ordinary. 2 were serving and, typically, I was behind some idiot with a trolley full of shopping (Looking at her it was giro day)

Anyway, after the buzzer was pressed for the 100th time some kid came onto a 3rd till and shouted next. It's a pet peeve of mine just like when your waiting at the bar and the geezer serves someone in front of you without bothering to see whose next.

Anyway, 3/4 people BEHIND me rushed in front of me and started pushing to be the next to be served.

As ever I couldn't resist saying 'fudge me how desperate are you to be served' to which some scrawny fella turned round to me and said 'You snooze you lose mate'

I turned round to the person now behind me and said 'fudging hell no flies on this one is there' and laughed. After telling him to 'Do me a favour and hurry up and get out of my face' some other fella behind me took even more offence than me and pushed past me and picked up something that this scrawny fella had in his trolley and smashed it into his face!!

The fella (On his own btw if he'd have been with his Missus or kids I'd've said nothing out of respect,for them) was knocked out cold and the security guard asked the fella AND ME to leave!!!

Annoying thing is I use the store quite often as they deliver for free if you spend over £25.00.
 
And what did you do this

After telling him to 'Do me a favour and hurry up and get out of my face'

???
 
Sounds fairly standard for Iceland, it's not Waitrose

My nan used to do all her shopping in Beejams.

Always had a freezer packed full of cheap grub on its sell by date
 
Reminds me of an old punk song by Alice Donut 'Consumer Decency'

I killed a woman in the 10 Items or Less Lane.
She was so rude.
Get your hands off of my food.

Get your hands off of my Tang.
Get your hands off of my astronaut Tang.
You, bastard!
You'll die for Consumer Decency.

I beat 'em to death with a boneless chicken.
I didn't wanna do it.
But he made me..
He made me do it.
Mr. Whipple squeezed him a little.
Mr. Whipple squeezed him a little.
I saw his sacrifice.
It was pentacostal.

Convenience stores offer more.
Convenience stores offer...
MORE!

I felt something,...
Unusual.
I felt something,...
Unusual
I feel something,...
Unusual.


Everytime you bag my things.
it's wonderful.
Everytime you ring it up.
it's beautiful.
Everytime, everytime,
Everytime, I'm waiting in line
Everytime, everytime,
Everytime, you check my produce.
Everytime, everytime, everytime,...

Everytime you bag or double bag my things.


8-[
 
Gifter said:
Reminds me of an old punk song by Alice Donut 'Consumer Decency'

I killed a woman in the 10 Items or Less Lane.
She was so rude.
Get your hands off of my food.

Get your hands off of my Tang.
Get your hands off of my astronaut Tang.
You, bastard!
You'll die for Consumer Decency.

I beat 'em to death with a boneless chicken.
I didn't wanna do it.
But he made me..
He made me do it.
Mr. Whipple squeezed him a little.
Mr. Whipple squeezed him a little.
I saw his sacrifice.
It was pentacostal.

Convenience stores offer more.
Convenience stores offer...
MORE!

I felt something,...
Unusual.
I felt something,...
Unusual
I feel something,...
Unusual.


Everytime you bag my things.
it's wonderful.
Everytime you ring it up.
it's beautiful.
Everytime, everytime,
Everytime, I'm waiting in line
Everytime, everytime,
Everytime, you check my produce.
Everytime, everytime, everytime,...

Everytime you bag or double bag my things.


8-[
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Religions have been founded on less.
 
Don't understand why you were chucked out, also surprised they didn't call the police. Although the qunt deserved it, that sort of qunt would press charges for assualt surely.
 
Roy1983 said:
Went to Iceland today and was queuing up, nothing out of the ordinary. 2 were serving and, typically, I was behind some idiot with a trolley full of shopping (Looking at her it was giro day)

Anyway, after the buzzer was pressed for the 100th time some kid came onto a 3rd till and shouted next. It's a pet peeve of mine just like when your waiting at the bar and the geezer serves someone in front of you without bothering to see whose next.

Anyway, 3/4 people BEHIND me rushed in front of me and started pushing to be the next to be served.

As ever I couldn't resist saying 'fudge me how desperate are you to be served' to which some scrawny fella turned round to me and said 'You snooze you lose mate'

I turned round to the person now behind me and said 'fudging hell no flies on this one is there' and laughed. After telling him to 'Do me a favour and hurry up and get out of my face' some other fella behind me took even more offence than me and pushed past me and picked up something that this scrawny fella had in his trolley and smashed it into his face!!

The fella (On his own btw if he'd have been with his Missus or kids I'd've said nothing out of respect,for them) was knocked out cold and the security guard asked the fella AND ME to leave!!!

Annoying thing is I use the store quite often as they deliver for free if you spend over £25.00.
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:ross: Great story!

That guy clearly has anger management issues.

If it was me in your position, I probably would have just huffed and puffed and seethed inside. Fair play to you for saying something.
 
fudge it hope it tinkled you off no end tbh 'assumed it was giro day' no offence mate you sound like a prick if you've got a problem shop else where. I've never been in Iceland hear stories about it etc but don't make any judgement on it just like I don't do on any person just cos they shop there but to say someone looks like theyre on the giro without knowing them? Think you need to grow up!

Actually couldn't care less how much brick I will probably get for that post but fudge it does my nut people slating the bankers/rich etc also does my nut people slating people supposedly below them.

Peace out speak next week.
 
Why should you get brick for saying that? And if you do who gives a fudge?

On the same note if someone looks like a scumbag ill say it and I couldn't give a fudge what any **** on here or in the real world thinks. Jog on.
 
Roy1983 said:
Annoying thing is I use the store quite often as they deliver for free if you spend over £25.00.
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On Giro day?

Seriously, what is the point in having Iceland deliver your shopping?
You drive to the store, do your shopping, pay, drive home without it then wait in for it to be delivered?
 
Aldo said:
On Giro day?

Seriously, what is the point in having Iceland deliver your shopping?
You drive to the store, do your shopping, pay, drive home without it then wait in for it to be delivered?
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We live too close to the shopping centre to drive. We shop there then can pick up a few bits from the butchers or wherever without carrying the shopping around.
 
Reminds me of the Roald Dahl/Hitch**** story where a cheating husband is bludgeoned to death with a frozen leg of lamb by his Mrs who then cooks it & serves it to the investigating policemen who, while pondering the likely murder weapon say..... 'it is probably right under our noses'.
 
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