A guide to beating Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.
1. Sit deep with two banks of 4
2. Allow them to have possession
3. Watch then do absolutely **** all with it until an opportunity to win the ball back on the edge of your own 18 yard box presents itself
4. Win said ball and attack with pace
5. Watch them fall into absolute disarray at the back
6. Repeat until a goal is scored
=D> This is literally the truth of what is happening at our club now. We can't play a high line with slow central defenders and **** poor wing backs.