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Look mate I have had 8 bottles of Ale today and two glasses of Scotch, really have no idea what your saying.
What should be our aims then now that we know roughly where we stand?
I don't think many of us are surprised at how we are struggling, the team is woeful.
If, in 2010 ish when we were good, we came up against a team containing Dier at right back, todays Kaboul, Rose, Mason, Capoue, this Lamela, Chadli and disinterested Ade, then looked at the options on the bench, we would have expected to absolutely steam roll them.
Our only consistently good performer with genuinely quality is Lloris.
I think at the start of the season most were hoping for top 6, maybe a cup run, maybe finally doing something in the EL.
What do we want/expect now?
I can't help but feel we have regressed right back to the Summer of Santini/Jol/Arnsean. We are literally starting from scratch again. All semblence of our quality side has completely dissipated.
So realistically, where do we hope to finish? To be honest, if we can et top ten I would take that now. I think we are clearly better than QPR and Burnley, probably Palace and Stoke. Who else?
Yep, I'd take top 10 and a crack at a cup. I can't remember last time we had a method of play and a philosophy, but if Poch could insert either or before the end of the season that would be most welcome.
Honestly, our team this season is no better than Aston Villa sides from the recent past.
I'm hoping for top 10 and a Hull style cup run, but I think we could be looking at anything as low as 12th.
The regression is truly shocking, but has been a sure and steady process.
Predictions?
We were **** today but season ain't over. I think Poch needs to ditch players like Lamela and Ade st am who are not effective .
I would also suggest back to basics 44 ****ing 2. I don't totally blame Poch as the players we have are overrated garbage...
4th - 70 points
5th - 62 points
4th - 69 points
To those who keep saying we're going backwards and have regressed badly:
5th - 72 points
6th - 69 points
With City spending freely and Liverpool clawing their way back, are we really supposed to be doing much better? What if our improvements are simply negated by other clubs having more money to spend?
We'll end up somewhere between 60 and 70 points this season as well and probably in 5th or 6th, 7th at a stretch. There's too much quality in this squad not to. Soton and West Ham will be 7th/8th at best.
i'm delighted that we wont be qualifying for the europa next year, yet another sunday crapfest after a thursday game even with all the rotations, finishing 5th/6th has only hindered us
This Thursday/Sunday complaint is bogus. What about the trams that play CL Tuesday or Wednesday then play Saturday or Sunday? Unless you feel we shouldn't strve for CL football either.
4th - 70 points
5th - 62 points
4th - 69 points
To those who keep saying we're going backwards and have regressed badly:
5th - 72 points
6th - 69 points
With City spending freely and Liverpool clawing their way back, are we really supposed to be doing much better? What if our improvements are simply negated by other clubs having more money to spend?
We'll end up somewhere between 60 and 70 points this season as well and probably in 5th or 6th, 7th at a stretch. There's too much quality in this squad not to. Soton and West Ham will be 7th/8th at best.
Would be delighted with top 6 and a good cup run in the FA, maybe a final and break our semi final jinx/bottling streak.
There are currently 6 teams who I'd say are better than us;
Chelsea
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United
Scum
Liverpool
Everton
Plus you have Soton and W Ham who are playing really well. Nothing against Poch as it's too early to judge him, I just don't think our players our that good. When Danny Rose has been one of your better players this season then you know you have problems.
I'm curious as to why you are underrating/not worried about Soton and West Ham. Everyone said the same about Saudi Sportswashing Machine in 2012, they ended up having the chance to finish 3rd on the final day of the season.
outsmarted? Pardews team couldnt even get a kick in the first half. Pardew making two subs and our defence not being able to mark players isn't being outsmarted. Who would you replace the non perfoming players with? Other non performing players? We aren't playing narrow, we only look narrow because the full backs aren't providing width, Rose is, Dier isn't because its not his game. We are playing slow because we have no one in midfield who can play, I saw a few times in the firstt half some nice quick intricate play between Eriksen, Chadli and Lamela. But these three and perhaps Soldado are the only four players in a squad of 25 who can play like that. Its a squad that Poch has inherited, hopefully he gets to put his vision on things and gets ones in he needs to really make it work.