FatBloke
Niko Kranjcar
I first heard it on ISIHAC while driving home from work. I laughed so hard I almost drove into the back of a Jag!I always smile when I recall that someone was asked to redefine the word Countryside, and offered 'assassinating Piers Morgan'.
It brought the house down. Possibly Stephen Fry, ISTR it was on HIGNFY, but might well have been ISIHAC