And there you have the logical conclusion to AVB's desire to create a team without personalities. It was in itself not an ignoble pursuit: a desire to create a side which would obey the law laid down by the manager and look to him for guidance while at the same time forming a relentless team ethic amongst themselves. Essentially, it was a mini-Porto he was hoping to build, one free from the headstrong personalities that dogged him throughout his time at Chelsea.
He succeeded: he created a team that has no will other than what the manager gives them. The problem is that he himself did not have any answers when the team started struggling and looked to him for guidance: and shorn of that guidance, instead of fighting for each other, all this bunch of mentally fragile shirkers decided to do was retreat into collective abdication of responsibility for their failures, blaming everyone but themselves for their mistakes and bad performances while hiding behind the shadow provided by 'the team'.
Porto succeeded because his players were both mentally strong and subservient to his designs: able to both carry out his instructions seamlessly and fight for each other to the last drop of sweat, to concentrate for the entire ninety minutes, to never give up. His Spurs of 2013/2014 failed because the entire team of 25 were mentally useless, weak and unable to concentrate for even 45 minutes, never mind the full 90, so that whenever the team as a whole went 1-0 down, all semblance of composure vanished and they collectively collapsed into a useless bunch of spineless shirkers more often than not.
Sherwood inherited that mess. And he gave his players freedom and authority on the field, something AVB would have been loath to do. But in terms of providing on-pitch direction and leadership, there was no one left: AVB had made sure of that. So essentially, he created a mentally fragile team that, while appealing when they were in control, would collapse more often than not when things went against them. And today, we saw the full range of mishaps our team is capable of producing as a result of this strange collision of team philosophies. Kaboul tying his damn laces while Verts was desperately searching for an out ball. Walker heading back to the grateful Demba Ba and then just screaming angrily at his team-mates for not being there to receive his ridiculously bad back-pass. The team as a whole giving up after the second goal went in. No one protesting when Kaboul was sent off but Kaboul himself.
An abdication of individual responsibility and team coordination in favour of hiding behind collective responsiblity but not actually working as a team when it matters.
We gave Chelsea everything they wanted today, without them needing to do anything to get it. An utter, utter disgrace, from start to finish, and no one walking off that pitch today is exempt from this. No one.
In the summer, bring someone like Van Gaal in to bring iron discipline into this side. Weed out anyone who can't hack it. Bring in players who aren't used to hiding behind the team for their own failures. Spare no one if they look uninterested, unaware of not switched on for the full ninety minutes. Bring in someone like Van Gaal to give this side a spine it currently lacks.
The alternative is carrying on with Tim (Who was unlucky today, to be fair) but finding someone like Roy Keane to lead the side from the front, someone who won't take the sort of lackadaisical bull**** we saw today. But that is easier said than done: the age of Keanes and Vieras, it seems, has passed. Ergo, bringing in Van Gaal seems to be the easier (and perhaps the only) option.
But make no mistake, kicking these players up their minted behinds is something that desperately needs to be done. For their own good, and for the club's future.
And as for this season, at least league-wise? That was over before this game began. Coast through the last nine games and, if anything, hope that at the very least they don't lose 4-0 every week. That's the best we can do. Our only hope for some glory is in Europe: if these lads have any pride left, they'd do well to remember that.
What a season this one is turning out to be.