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Official Match Threads

I think we can all agree that Statto should hold off on his Match History posts until a suitable OMT has been established.
 
We need a bigger boat!

John Lewis: Aviva (68 m / 223 ft)
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Roman Abramovich: Eclipse (162.5 m / 533 ft) and Luna (115 m / 377 ft; not shown)
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For those planning for the new season, make sure you are up to date with the demands of the OMT Gods before you post
 
Is it true that I have been selected by the gods to kick off the new season, as I have correctly guessed the opening fixture, or are you gods just playing with your humble subject?
 
My OMT cherry is nice and rips and juicy and waiting for some young hunk to take me by the bosom and ...

... Erm I mean I'll be doing one next season. Expect to be wondrously disappointed.
 
The OMT gods are really unhappy that people are trying to throw their hat into the ring in June. Come back in August and hope that their wrath has been appeased.
 
THFC said:
Is it true that I have been selected by the gods to kick off the new season, as I have correctly guessed the opening fixture, or are you gods just playing with your humble subject?
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I have hand selected you THFC.
 
milo said:
The OMT gods are really unhappy that people are trying to throw their hat into the ring in June. Come back in August and hope that their wrath has been appeased.
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Are we in the Champions League? No. The OMT gods can eat a dingdong.
 
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