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Official - Holtby

Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

I have never heard of him and he cost only £1.5m, I will not expect too much then I will not be disappointed.

PS
I want us to sign a decent striker for gods sake.
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

Dayo said:
or to the tune of summer holiday...

We're all going to hate Lewis Holtby
after he misplaces a pass or two.
fun and laughter at our Lewis Holtby,
no more signings for me or you,
for a window or two.
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:ross:

Brings to mind a wider issue I have, which is if only we could get people to remember PROPER tunes...
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

Cotswold said:
Read on Telegraph website that he won't be moving to UK until weekend and therefore won't be available for next two games.
don't know where they got that from.
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Or we could just pay for his hotel.
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

Mumorn said:
[video=youtube;GXjLEA5nTaw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXjLEA5nTaw[/video]
[video=youtube;miGzGebyukg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miGzGebyukg[/video]
[video=youtube;73PK27u47bU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73PK27u47bU[/video]
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Why do people think its a good idea to put player compilations together with utterly brick music?
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

ArcspacE said:
lewis-holtby2.jpg
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ArcspacE with naked footballer photo shocker
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

Holtby, wherever u may be, we signed you from Germany, the Arsenal thought they had you on a free, that was before u met Levy
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

markysimmo said:
Holtby, wherever u may be, we signed you from Germany, the Arsenal thought they had you on a free, that was before u met Levy
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Thats pretty good.

It'll never catch on though. Too many syllables.
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

markysimmo said:
What about

Super super Lew super super Lew super super Lew super Lewis Holtby
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Better..........

But it'll be........

"He joins when he wants, he joins when he wa-a-a-a-nts,
he's Lewis Holtby,
He joins when he wants".
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in July thread

KeepyUp said:
I think AVB hopes he'll be the player Sigurdsson was meant to be. If he is, then we'll switch formation back to a lone forward with the support coming from the flanks (with Bale and Lennon probably switching wings to become inverted wingers) and play three men in the centre of midfield.
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Are you insinuating that midfielders are cheaper than strikers, so given our paucity of funds we will use a 451 formation as we can't afford 2 expensive strikers plus decent backup?

You could be right!
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

There must be an easy nickname for this guy, he's half German + half Scouse for GHod's sake.

Something about Kraut... SauerKraut... Der Kaiser... Mersey... come on people, rack your brains... there must be some jingoistic tabloid nickname we can give him... Messerschmitt... Goodison... Toffee... Bosch... Hun...

Come on, I'm all out of ideas... something has to make sense... somebody... anybody... throw me a bone here
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

Bullet said:
There must be an easy nickname for this guy, he's half German + half Scouse for GHod's sake.

Something about Kraut... SauerKraut... Der Kaiser... Mersey... come on people, rack your brains... there must be some jingoistic tabloid nickname we can give him... Messerschmitt... Goodison... Toffee... Bosch... Hun...

Come on, I'm all out of ideas... something has to make sense... somebody... anybody... throw me a bone here
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Jerry across the Mersey?
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

Holtby will be a welcome addition to our injury-hit midfield. But I do get the feeling his signing being brought forward will be a excuse for Levy not to sign any other players.
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

I expect a slow introduction, seems to be AVB's style, won't be bad thing if he can contribute to our last 10 or so games.

Re formation, I doubt he will replace Deuce unless we sign someone else, as Deuce is the only one of strikers who is actually scoring.
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

Sascha Bacinski @ Sky_Sascha
# S04 Goodbye Lewis # Holtby ! # ssnhd has accompanied him this morning at departure. Exclusive interview from 7 clock with us.

Sascha Bacinski @ Sky_Sascha
# Holtby 'Tottenham wanted me to have. I think it's for the best! '

Sascha Bacinski @ Sky_Sascha
# thfc # Holtby 'There are new players, new faces, i have to learn new names. But i am very happy with this decision! '

Sascha Bacinski @ Sky_Sascha
# thfc # Holtby '10: 30am is training. I think, I'll jump directly into my sweat suit and start playing! '
 
Re: *Official* Holtby to join in January - pg 25

@LewisHoltby will be wearing number 23
 
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