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Serge Aurier
Lets rewind a year. We're well in the race for 4th all season until we die on our arse around Feb-March time and barely pick up another win for the rest of the season. Harry and the fans proclaim it's all Gomes' fault, we need a new keeper, he cost us Champions League football. We also need more character and winning mentality, someone who will fight for every ball and take the team by the scruff of the neck and see us through games. Last but not least we need a top striker, we create 3764 chances per game but our useless strikers can't hit a barn door.
So we sign Friedel, Parker and Adebayor. Our prayers have been answered, there's no stopping us now.
Fast forward a year, oh look, exactly the same situation but even more of a bottle job than the previous year, lets see who we can spacegoat this time.
I think we have been cursed and we should bring back Hoddle and that Eileen Drewery bird to release us from evil