Bring your gun, man. Not sure if you've read some of the threads on this board, but America is a lawless third-world country filled with rednecks and illiterates.
'That boy's beautiful singing would make me tear up were it not that I'm a man and do not do such things.'...after some continued reading from this site...
Sounds like something Cartman would say.
I think I'm going to join NYSpur and also create an account. Every time some Unsaved Trash presents them with logic, they either will TL;DR it or simply ignore the facts and go back to citing some flimflam scripture, which obviously changes depending on which translation you read anyway.
If you ever encounter ANYONE like that in your travels Yid, just say "Praise Jaysus" and keep moving. Also, have fun staring at corn for long periods of time! But it looks like you're hitting some of the most beautiful places in America like the Grand Canyon.
What i don't understand, is it a real forum thats just been completely taken over, or have they really gone to all that effort just to make a troll pen, and then persist with it for that long?
Edit: google answered my own question
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
thinks its more just a satire of evangelical Christianity
There are numerous 150+ page threads. Why go to all the effort?