The digest version is:
- We8 constantly talked gonads
- Thought he had the inside track with Barca
- Told such whoppers as "Txiki is joining us as DoF"
- Got called out once too many and posted a massive rant/meltdown backed up with "information" that was part in Spanish, part in Wing Dings and part in ancient alien sandscrit. Nobody is sure if his brain melted whilst typing, he was uplifted and we couldn't understand his higher level speech or he was simply a bit of a knob all along. In any case, there has never been a better informed hotel porter in all of Iberia.
Perfectly summarised my friend