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Garth Crooks
Well I was always taught to get my retaliation in first ( ie do unto others what they would do to you but do it first) and I usually did. true story here I did come unstuck towards the end of my playing days ( 46 was my last year of serious football) I was by then playing at FB ( easiest position for a old fart to play) I was up against some young speedster who after leaving me for dead on a couple occasions used to go beep,beep ( remember the roadrunner) anyway toward the end of the first half I managed to get to him and launched him over the touchline and onto the next pitch, I went over to him apoligising loudly so the ref would hear me and think it was a accident. But as I put my hand out to help the kid up ( who was rolling about with tears in his eyes) I whispered in his ear " beep, beep now you bastard" He eneded up being carried off and I got the red card.
Hahahaha...49 and still play 8 v 8 indoor twice a week (half pitch) against much younger guys mostly...I always 'talk' a bit before anything happens. TBH rare are the egregious ones, and when they happen, next action sees me make sure that '50/50' has something very clearly left in the form of a body-check/shoulder barge.