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Lost chants/songs

In the land where I was born
Lived a man with a on key head
And his name is Martin Keown
And this is what we said

Martin Keowns got monkeys head, got a monkeys head, got a monkeys head

One of my old favourites
 
Bedfordspurs said:
In the land where I was born
Lived a man with a on key head
And his name is Martin Keown
And this is what we said

Martin Keowns got monkeys head, got a monkeys head, got a monkeys head

One of my old favourites
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At the semi final against the Arse at Old Trafford, the crowd was split 50/50 along the half way line. We were getting battered with not a lot to sing about. Keown was injured on the floor, right in the middle of our end all by himself, with the play up the other end. The whole of our fans gave a roaring rendition of 'He's got a monkeys head, he's got a monkeys head, Keown...'
 
K.D.D.D.D.Soc said:
Liked our old Christmas song to the tune of The first Noel


Gilzean, Gilzean,
Gilzean, Gilzean,
Born is the King of White Hart Lane
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I remember that well and it was spot on, I loved the way he used to swagger on the pitch as if he knew he was special. He used to do it long before Cantona picked up on it at Utd.
 
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parklane1 said:
I remember that well and it was spot on, I loved the way he used to swagger on the pitch as if he knew he was special. He used to do it long before Cantona picked up on it at Utd.
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I always remember a game against Southampton where Gilly was out wide by the touchline and John McGrath (a typical old fashioned stopper) was trying to tackle (or kick) him and he just kept doing drag-backs and step overs.
 
K.D.D.D.D.Soc said:
I always remember a game against Southampton where Gilly was out wide by the touchline and John McGrath (a typical old fashioned stopper) was trying to tackle (or kick) him and he just kept doing drag-backs and step overs.
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He was class no doubt about that and he never seemed to break sweat. I remember reading ( the glory game ) that when the lads played away they always hit the west end from getting off the train. And I think it was Cyril who said that Gilly could drink them all under the table but always looked the fresher at training the next day.
 
to the wall Pink Floyd


We aint got no drunken donkeys

da da , da da dah , dah da da dah

And we aint got no cocaine addicts

da da , da da dah , dah da da dah

And Alan Sunderland murders children

da da , da da dah , dah da da dah

And Arsene Wengers a Paedophile

da da , da da dah , dah da da dah


Oi Wenger leave those kids alone


All in all your just another prick from arsenal


- Still occasionally heard block 30 of the shelf !
 
No longer relevant but this used to make me chuckle. To the tune of My old man's a dustman.

'Posh Spice is a Slapper, she wears a wonderbra and when she's shagging Beckham she dreams of Gin-o-la'
 
Yermiyahu said:
No longer relevant but this used to make me chuckle. To the tune of My old man's a dustman.

'Posh Spice is a Slapper, she wears a wonderbra and when she's shagging Beckham she dreams of Gin-o-la'
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Posh spice is a slapper, she takes it from behind, and when she's shagging Beckham she dreams of Steffan Freund!
 
Posh Spice is a slapper she likes it up the box and when she's shagging Beckham she dreams of Ruel Fox!
 
LemonadeMoney said:
At the semi final against the Arse at Old Trafford, the crowd was split 50/50 along the half way line. We were getting battered with not a lot to sing about. Keown was injured on the floor, right in the middle of our end all by himself, with the play up the other end. The whole of our fans gave a roaring rendition of 'He's got a monkeys head, he's got a monkeys head, Keown...'
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I was proudly part of that. TBF we only got battered second-half, and even then we lived in hope. Horrible day. Started so well. I was the last to sit down after GP's opener, and was quite close to the split in that horrific fudging stand. It was sunny then. At the end of the match it was tinkling down with rain. clams. Actually, i sung that song for years at many derbies. Hated him.
 
Gutter Boy said:
That crops up at EL matches now (e.g Anderlecht the other week).

The brilliant Nicola Berti one has been revived too
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My DAUGHTER loves that one and we sing it often around the house, both stepping back, looking at each other with out-stretched pointing finger and roaring HEY, GORGEOUS...WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
Lovely. In fact, one of the greatest modern Spurs songs IMO...
 
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