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Lawro the Twunt says...

Tony Gale just predicted a Spurs win too on SSN

"Spurs fans will be pleased with me after that...for a change"

Yes Tony, Your dislike for Spurs hasnt gone unnoticed in your commentaries during our games!

Was just going to post this, he fudging hates us
 
Tony Gale just predicted a Spurs win too on SSN

"Spurs fans will be pleased with me after that...for a change"

Yes Tony, Your dislike for Spurs hasnt gone unnoticed in your commentaries during our games!

It's hilarious, the game is usually 10 mins old and he says something like, it looks like its going to be one of those days again for Spurs. The crowd are getting on their backs. They look nervous, I can see it being very difficult for them. The game has hardly started you stupid c*nt. He REALLY dislikes us.
 
Tottenham v Norwich

Norwich have not got the headlines that Swansea have this season but they have done just as well.
I have been extremely impressed with the job Paul Lambert has done at Carrow Road but his team have just started to show signs that they could be running out of steam.
There's no doubt they have exceeded everyone's expectations but one win in seven games suggests they cannot wait for the finishing line, and I can't see them getting any joy at White Hart Lane.
Some Tottenham supporters will have been disappointed with the goalless draw at Sunderland on Saturday, but I thought it was a decent result.
Sunderland sat in to frustrate Harry Redknapp's side but I can't see Norwich doing that. And Tottenham will be eager to ensure they finish third ahead of Arsenal and Chelsea.
Prediction: 3-0
 
There's more chance of his 0-2 to Spurs at Sunderland happening than this 3-0 at home to Norwich.

He's a dingdong and has a fudging stupid laugh.
 
Tottenham v Chelsea (FA Cup semi-final, 1800 BST)

This is an interesting one because Tottenham are wobbling a little bit.
I know Harry Redknapp changed the way they played in their defeat by Norwich on Monday, and they were without Scott Parker who was understandably given a complete rest ahead of this game.
But Spurs were vulnerable at the back - Younes Kaboul and Ledley King were very shaky - and I have not seen Spurs look that nervy at the back for a long time.
If you are a Tottenham fan, then you would like to think that was because the system was changed and there was no Parker as the guard in front there.
Chelsea have done extremely well under Roberto di Matteo but they have to play Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday and the Football Association have not done much to help English clubs in Europe with their scheduling of this game.
I know it is on at this time because of TV but do you really get a much bigger audience at 6pm on Sunday than on 6pm on Friday, which would have done Chelsea more time to get ready for Barca?
Tottenham will be thinking Chelsea could have one eye on that tie instead of this one and that might just be the tipping point for me in deciding which way this game goes.
Prediction: 2-1
 
You know the hairy-faced twunt has also seen

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fudge it, the terrrrrrwunt is right, we will win! And it will be a mass outcry of "twunt twunt twunt" at the final whistle...
 
QPR v Tottenham (1730 BST)

Tottenham's 5-1 defeat in the FA Cup semi-final flattered Chelsea and I don't care what anyone else says - awarding the Blues their second goal when the ball did not cross the line completely decided the outcome of that match.

At the same time, Spurs are just not firing at the moment.

All of a sudden they have started to make mistakes at the back and, whoever they play, they look very vulnerable. They did not look secure at Wembley, even though Scott Parker was back for that game.

There are still some good individual performances but they are not quite clicking as a team and I just wonder if they have tensed up a bit, because it does happen sometimes at this stage of the season.

Spurs played some absolutely brilliant football for weeks and weeks but they have not really looked like their old selves for a couple of months now.

I don't buy the theory that they have slumped because of the speculation linking Harry Redknapp with the England job. It might have had a little effect but the biggest factor for me would be what has happened to them mentally.

It is a bit like a golfer playing really well and leading a tournament going into the final day and, instead of relaxing and playing and showing everyone what a good player he is, he is trying to almost guide the ball around the course, which doesn't work.

In a football sense, Tottenham are doing that. Every mistake they make tends to be punished and they are thinking about things a bit too much. It's unfortunate for them because, when they are confident and playing football at their best, they are a really good side to watch.

QPR keeping winning then losing - but that is fine as long as it keeps their head above water.

Djibril Cisse is back from suspension, which will help them here - as long as he manages to stay on the pitch this time.

Rangers' run-in is particularly tough on paper but, like I said with Blackburn's fixtures, who is to know what will happen in the next few weeks?

Chelsea have got the second leg of their Champions League semi-final to play before they play QPR, and they have got the FA Cup final the week after.

Mark Hughes' side have to go to Emirates Marketing Project on the last day, but City might not have anything to play for by then.

Prediction: 1-1
 
We can't afford to LOSE 1-1. The game is a must-win. If Chelsea go and beat the scum afterwards, we'll be right back in the race.

Screw you, Lawro!
 
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