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Lawro the Twunt says... 2020/21
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ShipOfTheseus
Clint Dempsey
Quite. He really does steal a living.
Lemonade Money
Les Medley
Time to up it to 3-0.
90291Spur
Paul Walsh
Have you just started following this club?
MKSpur
Christian Ziege
After 159 games, the longest unbeaten run in English football is finally over.
Don't bother checking the record books, however, because this sequence only exists in an alternative universe based on Mark Lawrenson's Premier League predictions.
In his popular weekly feature for the BBC Sport website, Lawro had not predicted a defeat for Liverpool since May 2016 - until now.
The former Reds defender is backing Emirates Marketing Project to beat Jurgen Klopp's side 2-0 at Etihad Stadium on Sunday.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54819594
Don't bother checking the record books, however, because this sequence only exists in an alternative universe based on Mark Lawrenson's Premier League predictions.
In his popular weekly feature for the BBC Sport website, Lawro had not predicted a defeat for Liverpool since May 2016 - until now.
The former Reds defender is backing Emirates Marketing Project to beat Jurgen Klopp's side 2-0 at Etihad Stadium on Sunday.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54819594
Lawro
Prediction League Champion 2016/17
West Brom v Tottenham (12:00 GMT)
Tottenham beat Brighton last week despite not being totally convincing, but I don't mind that. They are getting better as a team and, while they are doing that, they are getting positive results as well.
It is a different story with West Brom. They will need 36 points or so to stay up, but at the moment I don't know where they are going to get them from with what they have got.
The Baggies have had their moments in games, but they only seem to last 20 or 30 minutes and that is not enough to see them through.
Lawro's prediction: 0-2
Tottenham beat Brighton last week despite not being totally convincing, but I don't mind that. They are getting better as a team and, while they are doing that, they are getting positive results as well.
It is a different story with West Brom. They will need 36 points or so to stay up, but at the moment I don't know where they are going to get them from with what they have got.
The Baggies have had their moments in games, but they only seem to last 20 or 30 minutes and that is not enough to see them through.
Lawro's prediction: 0-2
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
Can I have a job where I basically submit the same brick/wrong answer for years and still get to keep being paid?
Don't know who's more of an idiot, him or the people who employ him.
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Don't know who's more of an idiot, him or the people who employ him.
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markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
MPs do quite good at this too
parklane1
Tony Galvin
Lawro
Prediction League Champion 2016/17
Tottenham v Emirates Marketing Project (17:30 GMT)
Both of these teams are on a really good run so this will be a really good yardstick for where they are at.
We know the kind of form Harry Kane is in at the moment for Spurs but City are looking a lot more solid defensively, and they will have a fit Gabriel Jesus to lead their attack.
It is going to be close, but I would go with Pep Guardiola to get one over Jose Mourinho.
Lawro's prediction: 1-2
Both of these teams are on a really good run so this will be a really good yardstick for where they are at.
We know the kind of form Harry Kane is in at the moment for Spurs but City are looking a lot more solid defensively, and they will have a fit Gabriel Jesus to lead their attack.
It is going to be close, but I would go with Pep Guardiola to get one over Jose Mourinho.
Lawro's prediction: 1-2
DeanoAustin
Jimmy McCormick
I knew coming in it would be 1-1 or 1-2. That's what he errs towards in these games rather than his default 2-0.
If you look at Lawro's table, he has Man U top of the league with a game in hand. 6 wins and a draw so far. That's some predicting...
If you look at Lawro's table, he has Man U top of the league with a game in hand. 6 wins and a draw so far. That's some predicting...
Lawro
Prediction League Champion 2016/17
Chelsea v Tottenham (16:30 GMT)
Spurs put on a Jose Mourinho masterclass when they beat Emirates Marketing Project last weekend.
It was a great performance and they are playing well, but I do feel with Tottenham that they have to score first for that gameplan to be successful.
Chelsea always seem to get a lot of goals - they are the highest scorers in the Premier League this season - and I am not so sure Spurs will keep them out.
Lawro's prediction: 2-1
Spurs put on a Jose Mourinho masterclass when they beat Emirates Marketing Project last weekend.
It was a great performance and they are playing well, but I do feel with Tottenham that they have to score first for that gameplan to be successful.
Chelsea always seem to get a lot of goals - they are the highest scorers in the Premier League this season - and I am not so sure Spurs will keep them out.
Lawro's prediction: 2-1
Glenda's Legs
Paul Walsh
He makes it sound like they're way out ahead. They've scored a grand total of 1 more goal than we have. And also conceded 1 more than we have.
Kandi1977
Garth Crooks
He went over 5 years without predicting a single loss for Liverpool. What do you expect from the master twunt?
greatwhitenorf
Edgar Davids
He says "Chelsea always seem to get a lot of goals...". And awards them the highest number he can think of. We can only hope he headed too many balls in his playing days. All he does now is lick them.
Lawro
Prediction League Champion 2016/17
Tottenham v Arsenal (16:30 GMT)
Tottenham are a better side than Arsenal, a more reliable side and they are superior defensively which is in large part down to the manager and his philosophy.
Jose Mourinho's forwards Harry Kane and Son Heung-min have also been the best two in the league bar anybody, and will give the Gunners defence a tough time assuming Kane is fit.
Arsenal don't seem to have leaders at the moment - so when the going gets tough they don't going.
Their new signing Thomas Partey looked a player in midfield, but just as he got started he got injured. They really miss him.
And in attack, since Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang signed his contract... has he been away? It's just that one goal since the start of November.
It's a derby with that added incentive, but without much of a crowd it'll be a strange one.
Lawro's prediction: 2-0
Tottenham are a better side than Arsenal, a more reliable side and they are superior defensively which is in large part down to the manager and his philosophy.
Jose Mourinho's forwards Harry Kane and Son Heung-min have also been the best two in the league bar anybody, and will give the Gunners defence a tough time assuming Kane is fit.
Arsenal don't seem to have leaders at the moment - so when the going gets tough they don't going.
Their new signing Thomas Partey looked a player in midfield, but just as he got started he got injured. They really miss him.
And in attack, since Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang signed his contract... has he been away? It's just that one goal since the start of November.
It's a derby with that added incentive, but without much of a crowd it'll be a strange one.
Lawro's prediction: 2-0
Lawro
Prediction League Champion 2016/17
Crystal Palace v Tottenham (14:15 GMT)
Tottenham's approach is working well at the moment. They are solid and well drilled at the back and the attacking partnership between Harry Kane and Son Heung-min is just outstanding.
However, it will be interesting to see how Crystal Palace get on against them if they get enough of the ball. Wilfred Zaha can unhinge Spurs and Eberechi Eze looks a real talent too.
I'm still going with a Spurs win because they are battle-hardened, full of confidence and also playing so well - but Palace are dangerous because they will be able to attack them right across the pitch.
Lawro's prediction: 0-2
Tottenham's approach is working well at the moment. They are solid and well drilled at the back and the attacking partnership between Harry Kane and Son Heung-min is just outstanding.
However, it will be interesting to see how Crystal Palace get on against them if they get enough of the ball. Wilfred Zaha can unhinge Spurs and Eberechi Eze looks a real talent too.
I'm still going with a Spurs win because they are battle-hardened, full of confidence and also playing so well - but Palace are dangerous because they will be able to attack them right across the pitch.
Lawro's prediction: 0-2