I'll be watching it with a stout bottle of whisky by my side, which will subsequently be hurled at the wall. Whether in delight or in anger, only the players know.
Perfect day;
Arsenal slip up at WBA, we beat Fulham 2-1 when Jol runs onto the pitch and turns in a VdV shot before ripping off his Fulham tracksuit to reveal an enormous ****erel tattooed onto his chest.
We take third.
Saudi Sportswashing Machine win at Everton, take fourth.
Arsenal slip to fifth.
QPR take points off City and United sneak the title.
Bolton, Blackburn and wolves go down.
Nightmare day;
We struggle a bit and lose to a Dempsey stunner.
Arsenal win easily at WBA and finish third.
Saudi Sportswashing Machine thrash Everton and finish fourth.
Chelsea overtake us into fifth.
We finish sixth.
City win the title.