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Joe Kinnear

dingdongo said:
Exactly, and he's spot on! :eek:
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I disagree. He's mainly spouting off about having a DOF in general which is IMO a perfectly good setup. The issue is that they've employed a dinosaur who's showing all the signs of senility sinking in - he doesn't really say that though.
 
Sunday Times Sport ‏@ST_Sport 11m

In tomorrow's @ST_Sport: Kinnear hits back at Shearer - 'He hasn't got a clue about coaching. Good in five-a-sides, so they tell me' #Saudi Sportswashing Machine



And so the comedy continues............
 
Lily White said:
Sunday Times Sport ‏@ST_Sport 11m

In tomorrow's @ST_Sport: Kinnear hits back at Shearer - 'He hasn't got a clue about coaching. Good in five-a-sides, so they tell me' #Saudi Sportswashing Machine



And so the comedy continues............
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Is that a real quote?:ross::ross:
 
Lily White said:
Sunday Times Sport ‏@ST_Sport 11m

In tomorrow's @ST_Sport: Kinnear hits back at Shearer - 'He hasn't got a clue about coaching. Good in five-a-sides, so they tell me' #Saudi Sportswashing Machine



And so the comedy continues............
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Oh no...someone needs to give him laryngitis!!!
 
An tUasal Mac an Fhir is clearly congenitally incapable of any form of diplomacy at all. What is particularly remarkable is that he's been down this road before and he knows where it ends. It wouldn't surprise me if Ashley just uses him to force Pardew out and then washes his hands again, while Joe has a punch-up with the local hacks.
 
Does this guy not hear himself? Great way to start off your new job, tinkle off the players and fans, and then insult one of the biggest club legends. Hope for newcastles sake that there is a plan behind this madness, and that they get rid of him soon.

Fun to watch though :)
 
If you want a good old laugh, go through the Saudi Sportswashing Machine fan pages. How about this one :lol:


Kinnear Identifies Top Spanish Striker As His First Signing

Joe Kinnear is believed to have a signing lined up to make everybody stand up and take notice of him.

The new Saudi Sportswashing Machine Director Of Football is believed to be convinced that such a signing will reassure supporters as to his true abilities in the new role at St.James’ Park.

The player’s agent, Jonathan Hope, has told Sky Sports that;

“I am talking to several clubs about him and I’m expecting lots of interest in him.

I have secured a mandate for him and we are looking at a possible return to England.”

The striker has had a great end of season at Cordoba scoring eight goals in fourteen games.

Joe Kinnear is rumoured to believe that this signing is exactly what he thinks Saudi Sportswashing Machine fans deserve.

The player’s agent also commented…

“Xisco had a spell at Saudi Sportswashing Machine and at that time he was a little unsettled. He has since married and had a tremendous end to the season.”

It is rumoured that Kinnear thinks it would be great if he can land Xisco back for around £6m and another five year contract at around sixty grand a week should make sure nobody is in any doubt that Joe Kinnear hasn’t lost it…
 
I'm loving this. Nothing like seeing a club, who think their brick don't stink, begin to unravel. Them and victims (apart from the usual suspects) are my favourites :)
 
"The manager can't do everything. .I'm probably the only football manager to be a director of football. I don't know any other ex-managers who have.

"I've been a manager for 35 years. I've been 'Manager of the Year'. I've won every award there is in football as a player.

"I think all those qualities put me head and shoulders above every other director of football."

What's he been smoking?

This has to be Ashley's way of drawing attention away from something else.
 
I knew when this thread jumped to the top of the front page it would be worth opening lol... he's comedy gold.. unbelievable!!
 
Arnesen was a decent footballer once, think he's been a coach as well. Surely Kinnear knows David Pleat though.
 
Denmark Spur said:
If you want a good old laugh, go through the Saudi Sportswashing Machine fan pages. How about this one :lol:


Kinnear Identifies Top Spanish Striker As His First Signing

Joe Kinnear is believed to have a signing lined up to make everybody stand up and take notice of him.

The new Saudi Sportswashing Machine Director Of Football is believed to be convinced that such a signing will reassure supporters as to his true abilities in the new role at St.James’ Park.

The player’s agent, Jonathan Hope, has told Sky Sports that;

“I am talking to several clubs about him and I’m expecting lots of interest in him.

I have secured a mandate for him and we are looking at a possible return to England.”

The striker has had a great end of season at Cordoba scoring eight goals in fourteen games.

Joe Kinnear is rumoured to believe that this signing is exactly what he thinks Saudi Sportswashing Machine fans deserve.

The player’s agent also commented…

“Xisco had a spell at Saudi Sportswashing Machine and at that time he was a little unsettled. He has since married and had a tremendous end to the season.”

It is rumoured that Kinnear thinks it would be great if he can land Xisco back for around £6m and another five year contract at around sixty grand a week should make sure nobody is in any doubt that Joe Kinnear hasn’t lost it…
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Come on. This has to be The Onion. (edit) Oops! It, err, is a joke...to be fair, at Newcash you'd believe anything these days...
 
thfcsteff said:
Come on. This has to be The Onion. (edit) Oops! It, err, is a joke...to be fair, at Newcash you'd believe anything these days...
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Living in the north east has had some good moments, but this is one of the best.

I can see someone up here arranging a hitman, they all think he is a joke, and Ashley's up to something, while Kinnear is shouting his mouth off the the press and fans are just waiting to find out what he really is up to.

It is great to be a yid ........sometimes
 
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