Phantom of the Lane
Ah, POTL. What can I say about this character that hasn't already been said? I often think of the 'ITK' phenomenon as a kind of pseudo-religion. If it were, POTL would be the L. Ron Hubbard of the piece. The 'ITK' acolytes worship POTL, the moderators protect him... I'm not too keen. In fairness, I've been told by two separate people - who would probably know - that POTL is an employee of THFC, possibly even quite high up in the pyramid. And having read through all of his posts several times, I must admit that more of it is in line with what eventually unfolded than not. Even so, there’s no need to be so smarmy about things is there.
All of that stuff is there if you want to read it, but let's take this opportunity to dispel the myth that POTL gets everything right...
“Taxi For: Keane, Hutton, Gio, Bentley, Alnwick, Livermore, O'Hara.
None of the above will be at WHL next season.”
I would just like to take this opportunity to wish Giovani dos Santos and Jake Livermore all the best at their new clubs. Oh...
“Loans again for: Bostock, Naughton,
Parrett” (Page 2)
Well, one out of three isn't bad... actually, yes it is.
“Some of this ‘info’ is absolutely ridiculous. You can’t make stuff up and then post it. That is not right.” (Page 7)
Just bear this in mind as you read through the rest of his stuff.
“Get ready for it to kick off from Monday next week when the squad return from SA.”(Page 9)
Well, we did wait… but not until that Monday… until the end of August.
“Hold on tight, here we goooo” (Page 11)
He wrote that in July. Nothing happened for weeks. Obviously.
In a t?¬te-?á-t?¬te with Peanut, he wrote:
“Well lad, you will know exactly who Blue & Yellow are; because they are the same two we have been after since January. But you will already know that...” (Page 12)
Oooooo, sarcy.
“Deal” (Diarra, page 13)
I think we’ve covered this.
Oh wait, there’s more...
“ByeBye Sgt. W.Hello Pocket Dynamo.” (Page 13)
Hello who?
“Ade and Lass. X” (Page 15)
What about them?
“Ade and Lass.” (Page 15)
Yes?
“Ade and Lass” (Page 16)
Go on? But wait, what’s this?!...
“Diarra talks ongoing" (Page 17)
Hang on just one cotton pickin’ minute! Why would talks be ongoing if – as you said five times – it’s done? Oh that’s right... because you were talking brick.
And now for the biggest load of brick that any of them posted during the summer window... Blue & Yellow:
“Blue and Yellow” (Page 4)
“Past wrongs recovered in songs alas it’s blue and yellow” (Page 5)
“The long and winding blue and yellow road.” (Page 6)
“Bap Bap Americano + Blue and Yellow = 9...” (Page 8)
“B&Y” (Page 8)
“B&Y” (Page 9)
“Major work going on to secure the blue part of B&Y this week.” (Page 12)
“Blue. Getting closer.” (Page 14)
“Yellow is Leandro Damiao.” (Page 16)
... So it was in fact just ‘Blue’... if that.
There was more cryptic nonsense in there, but I’m as bored of this brick now as I expect you are, so we’ll leave it there. The point is this guy obviously does this to massage his own ego. He probably types it in and then clicks ‘post’ with the most despicable, self-satisfied smirk on his face. He is also very highhanded in the way he addresses other posters. The fact that he got the Diarra and Leandro deals wrong would suggest to me that he doesn’t know as much as people seem to think, and if he does then he is guilty of what we discussed earlier about them jumping the gun in order to be the first one to break the news. Pretty sad really.