Sheikh Ma Nuggets
Tony Parks
Unfortunately I had to bring myself to going into Tesco earlier and I encountered a real scummy mummy; dirty English chav, dressed in white and pink, teeth all over the shop, crusty toes hanging out in her benidorm flip-flips, dripping with H Samuel's finest and effing and blinding down her phone. Had a couple of rats running around her feet, screaming their gonads off. Looked about 35. Nasty.
Although I don't know the lady, I suspect three things:
1. She's never worked a fudging day in her life,
2. I fund her H Samuel 'lifestyle',
3. She's not a member of MENSA
I only go into Tesco when I really, really, REALLY have to; once, maybe twice a year. I just couldn't cope with seeing scum like that on a daily basis =;
Although I don't know the lady, I suspect three things:
1. She's never worked a fudging day in her life,
2. I fund her H Samuel 'lifestyle',
3. She's not a member of MENSA
I only go into Tesco when I really, really, REALLY have to; once, maybe twice a year. I just couldn't cope with seeing scum like that on a daily basis =;