The Ostrich doesn't actually ever bury its head in the sand.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time. It corresponds to 1/100 of a second.
Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. (7th Cousins)
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
Are you saying you penis is useless?
What colour?Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Roald Dahl claimed to be the first person to use the word 'gremlin' - in a short story about creatures called gremlins getting into RAF fighter jets and causing them to crash during WW2. Hence the term 'gremlin in the machine.'
I heard exactly the same story but about early computers, one of which had malfunctioned due to an insect gaining access, the problem was put down to "a bug". All sounds like an urban myth to me-and this whole thread is like an episode of QI, and talking of QI, Julie Birchill once described Stephen Fry as "who a stupid person thinks an intelligent person is".
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Hmm perhaps though Dahl did say that he was the first to use the term in his book 'Boy'. As for Julie Birchill.........:-"
A fox is the offspring of a male dog and a female cat.
Couldn't get it up...even after he invented gravity.
25 years ago today the UK No1 single was - T'Pau - China In Your Hand