Boonie
Ramon Vega
So I got dragged to see Bruno bloody Mars by the wife, I think it will be ok as we have VIP tickets so there wont be any ****ed up lairy ****s around us. How wrong I was! Sitting in front of us is this couple, well I say couple more like a bloke out on a first date with his shaved orangutan wearing lipstick, anyway the geezer has obviously been drinking all day as he has urinated in his jeans and is dribbling like a 5 week old. He staggers over to his seat and manages to spill his whole pint over the two birds in front of him. Now I must admit this was quite amusing as they were not happy, the girls complained and I saw the stewards talking to him, now its his turn to be ****ed off.
Now I thought the whole episode was hilarious ,as they either threw him out or moved him to a different section, only to find out that the cheeky ****er tried to blame me for causing him to spill his drink and that they now expect me to pay up for the dry cleaning, what a ****ing liberty. I don't know how people sleep at night I really don't.
To top it all off the concert was as **** as I expected it to be.
Now I thought the whole episode was hilarious ,as they either threw him out or moved him to a different section, only to find out that the cheeky ****er tried to blame me for causing him to spill his drink and that they now expect me to pay up for the dry cleaning, what a ****ing liberty. I don't know how people sleep at night I really don't.
To top it all off the concert was as **** as I expected it to be.
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