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I hate opening the door

SpursLodge

SpursLodge

Nicola Berti
Does anyone else get this, I'm so fed up of people knocking and trying to sell me brick or get something out of me I'm seriously tempted to stop answering the doors and ignoring it unless I'm expecting something or someone.

Am I just a miserable git or is everyone like this?
 
I feel the same way about the house phone. Every second call is about PPI or other crap that we don't want.


I have started handing the phone to my three year old nephew and he has a chat with them instead.
 
SpursLodge said:
Does anyone else get this, I'm so fed up of people knocking and trying to sell me brick or get something out of me I'm seriously tempted to stop answering the doors and ignoring it unless I'm expecting something or someone.

Am I just a miserable git or is everyone like this?
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Just lock your front gate, if anybody climbs over it or your garden wall to knock on your door they're burglars and you can stab them now.
 
I don't answer the door

I don't answer my phone

If someone wants me they call the mobile.

I only open the door if I'm expecting something/someone.

I also leave my fax machine on so that whoever rings thinks its a fax and stops ringing.
 
Spursman said:
I don't answer the door

I don't answer my phone

If someone wants me they call the mobile.

I only open the door if I'm expecting something/someone.
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Same here. It's just people trying to sell you stuff, or beggars dressed as charity chuggers

Just leave me.

The FUKK.

Alone.
 
Is this front or back door you dont like opening?

CHUGGERS SHOULD BE fudgeIN SHOT
 
Why not just hang up or shut the door on people.

Don't even say no thanks.. fudge'em.

What tinkles me off is the 10+ Kebab menus I get a week.. fudge off.

Whilst talking about take aways. Are all the fish and chip shops suddenly all gone toss.. have all the normal owners all sold up (threatened more like) to foreigners, with no clue how to do great fish and fudging chips.

Its a fudging travesty.

Had this nice couple do my fish and chips for the last 15 years, went in there yesterday. 5 turks behind the counter weilding cleavers looking busy. One spoke English.. didn't know what crackly bits were and when I got home the chips were dreadful and the whole thing tasted like it had been cooked in 3 year old oil, whilst the fish was so overcooked it was able to stand up

qunts
 
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Spursman said:
I don't answer the door

I don't answer my phone

If someone wants me they call the mobile.

I only open the door if I'm expecting something/someone.

I also leave my fax machine on so that whoever rings thinks its a fax and stops ringing.
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Spursman said:
I don't answer the door

I don't answer my phone

If someone wants me they call the mobile.

I only open the door if I'm expecting something/someone.

I also leave my fax machine on so that whoever rings thinks its a fax and stops ringing.
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Seems kind of elaborate when you could just unplug the phone
 
Im so glad it's not just me, I thought I was turning into a right miserable old git. I don't mind all the menus as it gives my dogs something to rip up when I'm not there but people knocking on the door when I'm cooking dinner or settling down with a DVD can fudge right off!

on the subject of fish and chips we're pretty lucky in Witham, our local, Tommy Tuckers is run by foreigners but they're really friendly and it's nice too. Plus me and the wife share a large chips and can't finish it (and I'm no skinny mini) so can't complain there.
 
Spursman said:
I don't answer the door

I don't answer my phone

If someone wants me they call the mobile.

I only open the door if I'm expecting something/someone.
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same, all the way.

if i didn't invite you over - i don't want to hear from you

if i didn't give you my mobile number - i don't want to hear from you

deal with it
 
Jurgen the German said:
I hate holding the door open for people and getting no response whatsoever.
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I hate when you open the door and someone is approaching the door too and they are too close for it to be rude not to hold the door open for them, but far enough away that you have to wait for them. Awkward.
 
Superted said:
I hate when you open the door and someone is approaching the door too and they are too close for it to be rude not to hold the door open for them, but far enough away that you have to wait for them. Awkward.
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I think there have been studies - at which point is it not rude to not keep the door open? five feet? 10 feet? 20 feet?

I opened the door for a girl once... she overtook me (I let her I am a pervert I wanted to see her butt) and she didnt fudgein hold the door for me on the other side. What a bitch
 
Is that the distance at which they're when you first see them or when the door would close should you walk away?
 
ArcspacE said:
Is that the distance at which they're when you first see them or when the door would close should you walk away?
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Personally I use the 'would I fudge that girl' method. Which generally leaves me hanging round the door half the time
 
DHSF said:
Personally I use the 'would I fudge that girl' method. Which generally leaves me hanging round the door half the time
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Do you just hang round the door to dorothy perkins holding it open for everyone that passes like a doorman? :lol:
 
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