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Horny Goat Weed tablets for him..

raboner said:
For anyone who's interested, i got me some horny goat weed tablets two days ago, i took two on the first day, then two yesterday and two more a few hours before i had a lady friend of mine over for a root and can I say .. HOLY brick.

Best sex I've ever had.. I made her come twice before I finished and my orgasm was ridiculous! Then i was quickly ready for round two. About three hours of sex all up and the word "sex machine" was used to describe my performance .. Not a word of a lie.

So anyone who may be toying with the idea of boosting their sexual performance a bit, get on this stuff.. I had also had a few drinks before, so that probably helped too.
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Only twice? :)

Made a bird cum with my mouth 12 times dude.....you need to get some practice. ;)
 
raboner said:
it wasn't phrased as a joke, jokes require delivery and timing.. i wouldn't expect someone of your ilk to understand.
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raboner said:
That's not fair.. I said I occasionally had issues. This was tested as something of a fail safe and I'm sharing my personally satisfying results.. Don't let your insecurities turn you into a judgemental being.
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Hmmm, there seems to be a common theme here, you start a thread regarding your own erectile dysfunction and then accuse people of being insecure when they indulge in a little light hearted joshing. It was a play on words regarding your unfortunate (in the circumstances) choice of user name.
 
Gordinho said:
Hmmm, there seems to be a common theme here, you start a thread regarding your own erectile dysfunction and then accuse people of being insecure when they indulge in a little light hearted joshing. It was a play on words regarding your unfortunate (in the circumstances) choice of user name.
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Regretfully Anonymous?
 
I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.

I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction.
 
From urbandictionary:

raboner

random boner - when with out warning your penis becomes erect usual as an inconvience

In school

student1-fudge dude i have a giant raboner
 
Jordinho said:
From urbandictionary:

raboner

random boner - when with out warning your penis becomes erect usual as an inconvience

In school

student1-fudge dude i have a giant raboner
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my username is actually a play on the word rabona.. i had no idea about the urban dictionary definition. however in this case it appears to be accurate haha.
 
Gordinho said:
Hmmm, there seems to be a common theme here, you start a thread regarding your own erectile dysfunction and then accuse people of being insecure when they indulge in a little light hearted joshing. It was a play on words regarding your unfortunate (in the circumstances) choice of user name.
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my posts have been made with tongue firmly planted cheek. i can assure you of that... on that note, anyone licked a birds ring before? or had their own ring licked?
 
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raboner said:
my posts have been made with tongue firmly planted cheek. i can assure you of that... on that note, anyone licked a birds ring before? or had their own ring licked?
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Yes it was lovely, legs up, one swift upwards tongue motion from anus to vagina, bosh
 
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