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Jermaine Jenas
.... got kicked out of a swingers party in just my underwear .......
Invited to a fancy dress party, and promptly announced 'I came in my pants' ?. A premature ejaculation is never smart, nor is it funny.
Did they throw you out the front door, or toss you off the balcony.
You've been a lovely audience - I'm here all week.