Gareth Bale

[Baleforce]

Let's give it a day before changing it to Groundforce and give him an Alan Titchmarsh avatar

That works, I’m surrounded by massive tits on here too

 

[AdamB]

Talksport saying 2 year deal

 

[Daisuk]

Ahhh, welcome back, Gareth. It sounds ridiculous, but it's like a son coming home after being out on a long journey. You're home now. Really really chuffed about this, what a fudging player. Best player I've ever seen play in our colors, and he's back. Just lovely lovely stuff.

 

[Jordinho]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1307364316392415233

 

[Daisuk]

Talksport saying 2 year deal

Alasdair Gold also said there was an option for a second year if all goes well. So I guess its practically 2!

 

[90291Spur]

He

https://twitter.com/x/status/1307367379492581376

he’s picked up the language quickly.

 

[SteveAWOL]

 

[Yiddo]

Now thats all over and done with, when are we getting a ST and CB? Clubs not being very ambitious here . . . .

 

[thfcsteff]

Perfect

 

[ricky2tricky4city]

Store has sold out of shirts already

Sold 1 million apparently....Levy's £20m up already

 

[90291Spur]

Yeah, I had dust in mine

You’re getting soft in your old age. I remember when all you could squeeze out of your eyes when emotional were granite slabs.

 

[ShipOfTheseus]

Start of the interview really is a tears-in-your-eye moment...

"The fans hoped in the back of their hearts" made mine water, certainly.

 

[parklane1]

Welcome home son, great to have you back.

 

[Jordinho]

He

he’s picked up the language quickly.

Almost fluent.

 

[thfcsteff]

Yellow away shirt ordered with Bale 9.
Elite vaporknit of course because my 53 year old nipples deserve it.
Ready for a night of custard, high heels, stockings and whisky...

 

[Gazza]

Danny Rose furiously googling "Bale"

 

[Yiddo]

I can imagine Son going full fan girl when Bale walked into the room.

 

[paxtonwolf]

Already getting bombarded with 'Past his best' 'You've signed a crock' texts and messages.

Yawn. Yawn. Yawn

 

[milo]

I can imagine Son going full fan girl when Bale walked into the room.

 

[AdamB]

Do we really need both Lamela and Moura now? I'd flog one of them. Jose likes Moura so probably Lamela