Fireworks

[COYS]

fudge me, I will spell it out

Some decide to do it on the night

Some on the Friday

Some on the Saturday

Some on the Sunday

And some a week later still

Have you worked it out yet?

That's because it's all about what's convenient for people and other factors, most importantly the weather. Lots of people also tend to have leftover fireworks from their parties so will let them off soon after Bonfire Night. It's a shame for pets, but otherwise I will not let my snobby attitude ruin other people's fun.