Farewell Random

[Gordinho]

Do you stand up or sit down to wipe your bum? This needs a pole.

Or a rod.

Or a perch.

 

[Superted]

I'm back. Horse broke down in the horse park.

 

[thfcsteff]

Seated of course. But always have to check. I was once in a very famous rock star's Paris mansion and they had black toilet paper; personally thought it was the most dysfunctional thing since Emile Heskey 'cause there's no checking that properly is there? BTW, if you're still down the shops, a jar of Branston, some pickled onions, a pound of extra mature cheddar and a crusty bloomer would be magic. Cheers mate...

 

[Jordinho]

Alcohol, fudge yeah.

The solution to, and cause of, all of life's problems.