ETP's Tottenham Crimbo Song Thread

[Nigeyman]

Excellent, nige you could learn a lot from this young man.

why when reading this post did I hear the sound of Mr Burns voice in my head!!!!!!!

 

[AuroRaman]

:ross: \o/:ross:

last christmas we had van der vaart.......the very next summer you gave him away.

\o/

We had Sylvie, Abbey, Louise and Sandra together at one time. The glory days.

You were talking about Sylvie, right?

 

[Stenno]

why when reading this post did I hear the sound of Mr Burns voice in my head!!!!!!!

Hahahaha I love Colin... This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have finished the greatest novel known to man... *reads a page* ... All right, let's see... "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?" You stupid monkey!

Replace monkey with Sherwood, replace novel with tottenham game plan.. Then picture Levy reciting the quote.

 

[Nigeyman]

We had Sylvie, Abbey, Louise and Sandra together at one time. The glory days.

You were talking about Sylvie, right?

er yeah sure.......just iqnore the 'him' in my original post.....

 

[Nigeyman]

Hey, Mr. Levy comes over here
To say we're doing splendidly.
But it's very cold out here in the snow
Marching to and from the enemy.
Oh I say it's tough, I have had enough,
Can you stop the arsenal?

I have had to fight almost every night,
Down throughout these centuries.
That is when I say, oh yes yet again,
Can you stop the Arsenal?

poor little Andre waits at home,
In the nuclear fallout zone.
Wish I could be dancing now,
In the arms of the bale I love.

Dub-i-dub-i-dum-dum
Dub-i-dub-i-dum
Dub-i-dum-dum-dub-i-dum
Dub-i-dub-i-dum
Dub-i-dub-i-dum-dum
Dub-i-dub-i-dum
Dub-i-dum-dum-dub-i-dum
Dub-i-dub-i-dum
Wish we had a boss this Christmas.

Bang goes another boss on another season
While the Bald one and franco have tea.
If I get home, live to tell the tale,
I'll run for the managers job.
If I get selected I will get erected and I'll stop
I will stop the arsenal.

Dub-i-dub-i-dum-dum
Dub-i-dub-i-dum
Dub-i-dum-dum-dub-i-dum
Dub-i-dub-i-dum
Dub-i-dub-i-dum-dum
Dub-i-dub-i-dum
Dub-i-dum-dum-dub-i-dum
Dub-i-dub-i-dum
Wish we had a manager for Christmas.

Wish Andre be dancing now,
In the arms of the Bale I love.
Andre waits at home,
he's been waiting two years long.

Wish we had a manager at Christmas.

there ya go......thats my best effort Stenno.....if you no like then quite frankly you can suck on my balls........

Merry xmas to all at gg

 

[johnola]

Dan Levy sacked Martin one night,
It was broadcast on TV,
A message from his mate came down,
There was no dignity.