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David Neres

Ssssiiip. Ssssiiip. Sssslurrp.

URRRRP!

Wassat, then? David Narey to Spurs? Oh, flower ae Scot'lin'.

About time them suthern softies got themselves a proper man at the back. One ae the greats for the Tangerines. An' tha' goal against Brazil '82. Magic. Dead pure magic, mate. Out Zico-ed Zico wi' Zico watchin', an' all.

Wassat? David Neresss?! Nevvirr haird ae him.

WTF? I tried Google translate but it broke, what the heck does all that mean in English?
 
WTF? I tried Google translate but it broke, what the heck does all that mean in English?

I put it through dza-translate for you:

*Scottish man drinks some beer and burps*

What's that? David Narey (former Scottish International footballer and centre-back for Dundee Utd FC) to Spurs? Oh, flower of Scotland. -- (the drunk Scotsman is expressing great pride at this development.)

About time them southern softies (English club Tottenham Hotspur) got themselves a proper man at the back. One of the greats for the Tangerines (Dundee Utd FC). And that goal against Brazil in 1982 (Narey scored a good goal against Brazil at the 1982 World Cup). Magic, absolute magic -- he out Zico-ed Zico, with Zico watching as well.

What's that? (Drunken Scotsman realising his error) David Neres? Never heard of him.
 
I put it through dza-translate for you:

*Scottish man drinks some beer and burps*

What's that? David Narey (former Scottish International footballer and centre-back for Dundee Utd FC) to Spurs? Oh, flower of Scotland. -- (the drunk Scotsman is expressing great pride at this development.)

About time them southern softies (English club Tottenham Hotspur) got themselves a proper man at the back. One of the greats for the Tangerines (Dundee Utd FC). And that goal against Brazil in 1982 (Narey scored a good goal against Brazil at the 1982 World Cup). Magic, absolute magic -- he out Zico-ed Zico, with Zico watching as well.

What's that? (Drunken Scotsman realising his error) David Neres? Never heard of him.
Can you do the same every time Bedford posts?
 
Can anyone blame a man for having fond, if fuzzy memories.


I was there that night in Seville. Working. Still in university, scored photo credentials for the tournament.
 
Zico's equalizer was almost as sweet. Deadball as opposed to live play:


Scots and Brazilian fans got on well and had a great night/morning after the game.

So, what's going on with Neres then? Can he light up our screens like this and inspire all-night parties?
 
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