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CL Quarter Final Draw

I 'think' I've got it. But.......
They needed to get Hatch (Stallone) out of the cooler, so they said he was their keeper and the regular keeper had broken his arm. The Nazis said ok, as long as the injury was seen by their doctors. So the keeper really did take one for the team, asking Coltby (Caine) to make it a ‘clean break’ and stating that he wouldn’t even get to see the game.
 
They needed to get Hatch (Stallone) out of the cooler, so they said he was their keeper and the regular keeper had broken his arm. The Nazis said ok, as long as the injury was seen by their doctors. So the keeper really did take one for the team, asking Coltby (Caine) to make it a ‘clean break’ and stating that he wouldn’t even get to see the game.

OK....

Never seen or fancied the film.
So I take it you are not then indisposed at HM pleasure. Which where my brain was warping to :eek::cool:
 
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They needed to get Hatch (Stallone) out of the cooler, so they said he was their keeper and the regular keeper had broken his arm. The Nazis said ok, as long as the injury was seen by their doctors. So the keeper really did take one for the team, asking Coltby (Caine) to make it a ‘clean break’ and stating that he wouldn’t even get to see the game.

So they broke the arm of the keeper who was actually a winger....and made the goals shorter for Stallone

Ossie has some great stories about filming it
 
Hahaha so sexy indeed

Hope Poch puts out the most menacing and physically imposing squad for the champions league matches so we can tire them out, and beat them in the league.

Get real guys it would be a disaster if we don't make CL next season.

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What a defeatist bunch...my only concern is our midfield and defence...
...and that is all...apart from the City strikeforce... that is definitely it... oh yeah and the City defence but apart from that and their keeper... that is all I'm worried about yeah, don't be so defeatist... my only concern is our midfield and defence and their strikeforce and their defence and their keeper.

Oh and their midfield, but that's it.

Their bench? Oh yeah, that as well but that is definitely it.

What about their manager? Nah, he's never won anything, I'm not worried about much...
 
...and that is all...apart from the City strikeforce... that is definitely it... oh yeah and the City defence but apart from that and their keeper... that is all I'm worried about yeah, don't be so defeatist... my only concern is our midfield and defence and their strikeforce and their defence and their keeper.

Oh and their midfield, but that's it.

Their bench? Oh yeah, that as well but that is definitely it.

What about their manager? Nah, he's never won anything, I'm not worried about much...


And a dodgy ref with VAR just to make sure we get done over.
 
Soft Play hell!!!!

It doesn’t get any better when they grow up by the way. They then have children who FaceTime you when they in the middle of a row with parents and try and drag you into it.
It’s so much fun!
Soft Play is a doddle ;)
 
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