Millsy_Yiddo
Naybet
I used to play left back at a decent level until my mid-teens when smoking/girls/guitars/drug/etc took a far more prominent role in my life.
As for the rest of the post, we're all going to have an opinion on what will and won't work. I have to disagree on Dawson/Kaboul though - they're not my preferred pairing either but they have split like that before. Someone needs to coach that out of them.
You should give coaching/management a go. You obviously have a passion for tactics and although I don't agree on all of your postings you make some fair points. Sometimes you come across a little 'football managery (as in the computer game)' and managing a team might give you a feel for how difficult it can be. You might actually enjoy it.
On Kaboul/Dawson; They have, but having played yourself, you know that on a game day sometimes things just don't happen as they did on the traning field. The best players ensure that they do, but I'm sure you'll agree Dawson and Kaboul are not the best players. It will take a lot of coaching (more than a week coming up to a game) to stop it from happening and even if it looks like it won't happen in the comfort of the training pitch, once you get out there and clever players start to pull you all over the shop, it can get difficult very quickly.