Superted
Jonathan Woodgate
...by the fashion police.
I know they've always been known as the worst dressed nation in Europe, the creased suit being their national dress. But my word Verts and Dembele. Dinner jacket with jeans and trainers? Pink jacket, white trousers turned up and scenester fake glasses?
I think we need to get Ginola on Poch's staff quickly - as style coach.
You have the right to remain fabulous!