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50 Shades Of Turd

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No, not the Andy Gray parody

Alright - so what is all the fuss amongst females about this book (trilogy if you wish) - from what I could gather - it appears to be largerly the story of some college skirt who becomes a sex-slave for a 'rich, young, handsome bachelor' (never heard that cliche before, genius!) while the rest is a really poorly artuculated account of their encounters, focused around BDSM amongst other things - using English as rich and sophisticated as text messages amongst pre-teens.

Why is it so popular amogst females at the moment to the point of being advertised on our local radio station to the tune of some thick cuckold who's become a submissive to his wife? Seriously - am I missing something here? Plenty of romantic novels out there (who have a great market amongst certain women, granted) - but why this particlar one?
 
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No idea but half the women in my office are obsessed with the thing. I had a look at some of the writing and it really is atrocious.
 
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Seriously, I got over this sort of thing by the time I was mid teens, the amount of jazz mags my mate used to steal from his old man's stash.

"And then I trembled as he slid his hot shaft into my gready snatch..."

I could write this brick easily.
 
I am a the female species & refuse to read it - awful writing alert- I can send out a list of decent stuff to read.

In the past women readThe Thornbirds & the racier versions of Mills & Boon. 50 shades of G seems to be over long version of the latter.
 
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The author of 50 shades was actually a Twilight freak. She originally wrote the books as fan fiction, free of charge on the net, and it was essentially twilight porn.

The only changes between the fan fiction and 50 shades is that she changed the name of the two twilight characters with new names and called it 'fifty shades of grey'

How this freak got a book deal, and how its so popular to the point where it outsold harry potter's sales in the first year is BEYOND ME, i actually find it disgraceful...
 
I think a lot are reading it just so they aren't left out of all the facebook chat and they can be part of something. It's just the latest trend following on from Kony and in a few months there will be some other craze that everyone will feel the need to comment on. X Factor starts tomorrow so at least there will be something new for people to go on about.
 
Dayo said:
I think a lot are reading it just so they aren't left out of all the facebook chat and they can be part of something. It's just the latest trend following on from Kony and in a few months there will be some other craze that everyone will feel the need to comment on. X Factor starts tomorrow so at least there will be something new for people to go on about.
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billyiddo said:
Women are sheep
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And there we have it, I've yet to hear a woman discuss it who doesn't also watch X Factor. In short it's what not particularly discerning people consider to be literature.

There's a silver lining to every cloud though, it's got thick bints reading, for many of them for the first time in their lives, since school at least, that can't be all bad. Lets just hope they go on to read something other than Katie Price or Victoria Beckham's autobiography. I don't think they will but it's nice to have hope.
 
The wife says its brick. But she does read the sex scenes to get in the mood and I've had a few shags out of it so mummy porn is fine by me!! Always liked readers wives in Fiesta and Razzle do I'm partial to some erotic fiction. Just just cut to the sex and fudge off any pretence of a plot!
 
Leeds Spur said:
The wife says its brick. But she does read the sex scenes to get in the mood and I've had a few shags out of it so mummy porn is fine by me!! Always liked readers wives in Fiesta and Razzle do I'm partial to some erotic fiction. Just just cut to the sex and fudge off any pretence of a plot!
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That's just wrong, it's the female version of "my bird's so ugly I can't fudge her unless I've watched a bit of porn first".
 
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And there we have it, I've yet to hear a woman discuss it who doesn't also watch X Factor. In short it's what not particularly discerning people consider to be literature.

There's a silver lining to every cloud though, it's got thick bints reading, for many of them for the first time in their lives, since school at least, that can't be all bad. Lets just hope they go on to read something other than Katie Price or Victoria Beckham's autobiography. I don't think they will but it's nice to have hope.
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I think you may be on to something there as I have several friends on facebook who go on about the 50 shades and they are all X factor watchers who normally read Ok magazine rather than a book. The more thoughtful intelligent women are not interested in 50 shades and rather read something better written.
 
Lily White said:
I think you may be on to something there as I have several friends on facebook who go on about the 50 shades and they are all X factor watchers who normally read Ok magazine rather than a book. The more thoughtful intelligent women are not interested in 50 shades and rather read something better written.
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Absolutely nothing wrong with trash from time to time but when the limits of someone's mental aspirations are trash then I have a little problem with them.
 
It's because they don't watch enough porn, and haven't tossed every day of their life since they were 12. Idiots.
 
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