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3 days to go...wild guesses here!!!!

Me (depending on wages, sponsorships etc). Scored a cracker yesterday! \o/ *


















* by scoring a cracker I mean fudged up a one-on-one with the keeper by freaking out and shooting wide from 20 yards with no defender in sight
 
Skinhead in a Suit said:
Me (depending on wages, sponsorships etc). Scored a cracker yesterday! \o/ *


















* by scoring a cracker I mean fudged up a one-on-one with the keeper by freaking out and shooting wide from 20 yards with no defender in sight
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Superb! You should fit right in then! And you're doubtless cheap as chips! DONE!
(I should note, this man has twice been at the heart of a Spurs side which has fought the gooners, the last outing being an EIGHT-ONE HAMMERING with yours truly player-manager both times. He is a fine CB/DM...but he has as much place upfront as Ginger Pele!!!!!!!! :lol:)
 
thfcsteff said:
Superb! You should fit right in then! And you're doubtless cheap as chips! DONE!
(I should note, this man has twice been at the heart of a Spurs side which has fought the gooners, the last outing being an EIGHT-ONE HAMMERING with yours truly player-manager both times. He is a fine CB/DM...but he has as much place upfront as Ginger Pele!!!!!!!! :lol:)
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Sold.

Skinhead, I'd like to offer my services as your agent. My mates ex-neighbour is Jose Mourinho's cousin, so based on performances you've got an in at Madrid \o/
 
AuroRaman said:
Sold.

Skinhead, I'd like to offer my services as your agent. My mates ex-neighbour is Jose Mourinho's cousin, so based on performances you've got an in at Madrid \o/
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Excuse me, as player-manager of our, err, twice convened side, I consider this an illegal approach and will be reporting you to FIFA...which means you will get fined three packets of crisps and be asked to say 'sorry' so, err, yes, well...
 
Irontoe said:
Woo hoo! I got it!

Mind you, that's because I'm old not intelligent.
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As a resident of Dunstable where Gary Cooper went to school and has a Wetherspoons named in his honour AND the fact I'm an old scrote I'd have deserved an arse kicking if I hadn't of got it.

BBC Sport are still linking us with Willian and Negredo so logic tells me that Kenwyne Jones is nailed on.
 
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Willian

Desperate to secure a move from Shakhtar now
AVB woud love to sign him
A huge upgrade on Dempsey and a future replacement for Bale
Only 18 months left on his contract
Shakhtar already signed his replacement
Shakhtar have slapped a price tag of 20M on him which is not totally out of our price range.

Yeah, I can see it happen and would much rather prefer Willian and a loan striker like Jones than paying 10-12M on a temporary striker like Negredo even though a striker is much needed.
 
Best case: we sign a CF on loan for 6 months - Negredo or Cellejon or someone else with a foreign name
Worst case (and most likely case): no incomings at all
 
Crawley said:
Korean?
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From Laos, I believe. No One captains their national side. In fact, No One has been the top scorer of the Laosian (sp?) Premier League for the past two years. No One was also shortlisted for the prestigious South East Asian player of the year award in 2011.

I think no one is better suited for us than No One.
 
Negredo or Hooper, with a Moutinho style SSN sideshow involving a last minute all or nothing bid for Willian right up until the window slams shut at midnight
 
Gordinho said:
As a resident of Dunstable where Gary Cooper went to school and has a Wetherspoons named in his honour AND the fact I'm an old scrote I'd have deserved an arse kicking if I hadn't of got it.

BBC Sport are still linking us with Willian and Negredo so logic tells me that Kenwyne Jones is nailed on.
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Bloody name-dropper
 
Robbo said:
From Laos, I believe. No One captains their national side. In fact, No One has been the top scorer of the Laosian (sp?) Premier League for the past two years. No One was also shortlisted for the prestigious South East Asian player of the year award in 2011.

I think no one is better suited for us than No One.
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:ross:

I'm sitting here all alone giggling like a naughty schoolboy at that
 
thfcsteff said:
Excuse me, as player-manager of our, err, twice convened side, I consider this an illegal approach and will be reporting you to FIFA...which means you will get fined three packets of crisps and be asked to say 'sorry' so, err, yes, well...
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I would NEVER behave in such a manner and quite frankly I am upset of you to insinuate as such for what was clearly just a bit of banter. By the way, If you do go to Fifa, tell the cheeky ol' bastard Sepp I'll be seeing him in Monaco in May. Got myself the invite on Roman's yacht for the grand prix . It's all above board, we're discussing FFP and the appropriate attire for womens football.
 
AuroRaman said:
I would NEVER behave in such a manner and quite frankly I am upset of you to insinuate as such for what was clearly just a bit of banter. By the way, If you do go to Fifa, tell the cheeky ol' bastard Sepp I'll be seeing him in Monaco in May. Got myself the invite on Roman's yacht for the grand prix . It's all above board, we're discussing FFP and the appropriate attire for womens football.
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In that case I am off to Platini because he always helps in these situations!
 
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