Lloris - 7. Kept us in games this season with his typically magnificent saves, but I think it's finally coming time for our captain - the game's moved on beyond his typically excellent saves in terms of what keepers are now expected to do (organize the defence, command the box, play like a sweeper, distribute passes, be cool when pressed).
What to do with him: If he's content to stay another season, buy his replacement now, and keep him for his last season with us, and tenth at Spurs overall (which means he'll get his testimonial).
Hart - 4. Shaky when he did play, but thankfully, he rarely did. Apparently a good voice in the dressing room, though.
What to do with him: Move him down to third place, replace him with a new keeper to back up Lloris and then replace him in 2022/two new keepers, if Lloris goes.
Aurier - 6. Decent, but he'll never cut out his errors, and is an average right-back even at his best.
What to do with him: Sell. For whatever we can get for him.
Matt Doherty - 2.5. Awful right back, awful wing-back...just awful. Goon fan as well. Why on Earth did we get this guy?
What to do with him: Flog him immediately and eat the loss.
Japhet Tanganga - 6. Frustrating season for Japh, with glimpses of his potential, but also with frequent injuries and general underutilisation.
What to do with him: Keep. He's versatile enough to serve as backup RB and backup CB as well.
Toby Alderweireld - 6.5. Rarely put a foot wrong, but unfortunately, his physical limitations have now caught up with him - too slow, weak in the air. Still a master distributor, but time's up for Toby, unfortunately.
What to do with him: Sell. Maybe back to Ajax to be their wise head, if they're interested.
Davinson Sanchez - 2.5. The biggest goddamn disappointment in defence, because he has the potential to be magnificent, but is let down by not having a brain and two left feet - every time.
What to do with him: Sell, if we can scrape 20m-30m out of some fools who don't mind a brainless defender if he's got a bit of pace.
Eric Dier - 2.5. Promising early season, even with error after error in judgement - they weren't punished, and his 'leadership' and ability to block shots stood out more than all the other flaws in his game. Toward the end, though, he became truly, breathtakingly atrocious - bad at everything, good at absolutely nothing. Slow, poorly positioned, can't pass, can't tackle, can barely head. What a shame his career's turned out this way, at only 27.
What to do with him: Sell, to whomever will have him. He isn't even HG.
Joe Rodon - N/A. Barely used this season, but while he did make errors like everyone else, in his brief minutes, he showed promise. Rarely beaten in the air, reasonably fast, decent at distribution.
What to do with him: Keep. He has a future here, I hope.
Sergio Reguilon - 4. Honestly, a brilliant opening few games, but then that Christmas party, his injury, and....just things in general, seem to have combined to turn his performances atrocious. Poor distribution, poor decision-making, feeling sorry for himself, being outmuscled, outthought...poor opening season on the whole.
What to do with him: Keep. There's talent there - it just disappeared for some reason. Hopefully it comes back.
Ben Davies - 5. Anonymous, except when he was caught out by any winger with a bit of pace and a turn in him.
What to do with him: Sell. Would be good for Palace or someone who doesn't mind a 5/10 performance at a minimum, and a 6/10 performance at the maximum.
Danny Rose - N/A. Why is he still here?
What to do with him: nothing, his contract runs out in a couple of weeks.
Lads on loan:
Paulo Gazzaniga - 6. Apparently helped keep Elche up.
What to do with him: Sell, if Elche want him. If not, some other La Liga team might.
Juan Foyth - 7. Apparently had a quietly impressive second half of the season at Villarreal. Up and down beginning, but settled once he got a permanent berth at RB.
What to do with him: Sell, if Villarreal want to activate his 15m clause.
Cameron Carter-Vickers - 6. Apparently did a decent job for Bournemouth.
What to do with him: Sell. Clubs at Champo level will be interested, and he's HG as well.
Ryan Sessegnon - 7. Struggled initially, but grew into his role at Hoffenheim as the season wore on. Bulked up a bit, and got more comfortable at LB.
What to do with him: Keep. Bring him back and let him fight it out with Reguilon for first-choice LB next season.
Overall thoughts: Defence and GK are the worst-performing grouping by far this season. I'm already up to 9 in my sell list, highlighting the scale of the revamp and rebuild needed - total, and complete.