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  1. Park Lane James

    Dating sites...

    I knew the game was gonna be on anyway - I didn't wanna go straight to watching the game otherwise I would have ether ignored her or it would have grated me more knowing that i can't pay full attention to the match! Anyway, watched the second half in the next bar so all is not bad Rule no.1 on...
  2. Park Lane James

    Dating sites...

    right I went on the date, everything went really well. I suggested to her at half-time that we move on to the next bar to watch the game and she seemed fine with it all (box ticked and all that). When I was talking to her I asked my mate to send me score updates and I could feel my phone...
  3. Park Lane James

    Morrissey Rickrolls Bowie

    Eh? Bowie's last album was in 2003 in which time Morrissey has released three studio albums
  4. Park Lane James

    Morrissey Rickrolls Bowie

    Morrissey is one of the finest songwriters that Britain has ever produced, so I'm not sure where your claim comes from
  5. Park Lane James

    Excuses

    TTIUWP of the Polish lass
  6. Park Lane James

    Excuses

    Aren't smartphones great?! I spend a good few minutes after the deed is done to check up on the world and read up about football. Who'd have thought 30 years ago that you could post on an internet forum while going for a dump?
  7. Park Lane James

    Hypothetically.... What would you do?

    As someone else alluded to, it's all about the situation - if there are six blokes ganging up on someone with weapons then the only thing you can do is call the police really. There's no point risking your personal safety for a situation like that where you don't know what is going on, and...
  8. Park Lane James

    Dating sites...

    Yeah there's no guarantee that i'm gonna get invited back to hers afterwards - now if only I could get the drinks out of the way early then watch the game while piecing her? Yeah that would be decent
  9. Park Lane James

    Dating sites...

    I'm not made of money!! If only, hospitality = free booze. i.e. we both have sloppy drunken sex back at the hotel afterwards
  10. Park Lane James

    Dating sites...

    Is this with the same girl? She should feel privileged haha
  11. Park Lane James

    Dating sites...

    Hmm could well be a good idea - I think she knows that I'm a football buff anyway so she might appreciate me actually going through with the date! I guess if I try and lie to her about it and say "do you wanna meet up after 10" then it might be a bit obvious. I'll try my best not to look at the...
  12. Park Lane James

    Dating sites...

    Ohhhh nooooo, I've organised to go for drinks on thursday night and just remembered that we're bloody playing Inter Milan tomorrow. Do I take her out to a bar which shows the game and pretend to be interested, or meet her before? Woooops
  13. Park Lane James

    Dating sites...

    Well she said she 'couldn't' then proceeded to give me a bloody brilliant blowjob so I assume that's what she meant. Anyway - I guess your point is more alluded to couples than one night stands!
  14. Park Lane James

    Dating sites...

    I haven't shagged her before, slept with her but couldn't have sex as the painters were in. I may as well - I'm not gonna spend too much money and am in need of some more regular sex. The other girl - I'm not interested in taking her out as we're quite different, I get on with her etc but I...
  15. Park Lane James

    *** Official Betting Thread ***

    I had some money on Bale and a Spurs win, happy with that
  16. Park Lane James

    Dating sites...

    Going for drinks with this girl I know this thursday, will see where that takes me but we've been together before etc. Another girl wants me to come round hers soon for some sexytime but I should really be palming her off soon - I think she's starting to like me and I don't want to string her along
  17. Park Lane James

    How to beat hunger?

    You posted that at 23.23 - surely not long till you nod off to sleep? All you need is a bit of willpower there so that you don't eat anything before you go to bed, then it will become a routine and your body will get used to that feeling.
  18. Park Lane James

    Dating sites...

    Asking for a pic of her tits won't give you any indication of what her face looks like!
  19. Park Lane James

    *** Official 'Why is there no Lyon OMT?' OMT ***

    I'm heading off to Lyon in a few hours, can't wait for this one!
  20. Park Lane James

    Iconic Football Goals

    That Zidane goal is probably my favourite of all-time, the technique is incredible - especially with his left foot!
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