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Summer holiday thread

Danishfurniturelover

Danishfurniturelover

the prettiest spice girl
I wanted to go to the west coast and drive and cycle up and down it with the wife and son. But since she found me painting the living room in her wedding dress(had had a bit to drink) she now gets to choose the summer holiday and we are off to Florida. Week at Disney for the lad and then a week down at the keys.

If I get eaten by a croc I will be fudging furious.

Apparently she is going with her sister for a yoga surfing break in November to Costa Rica. I am not invited, so I will be doing some european games next season, she going away so am I. fudging courgette eating bitch.
 
I'm getting married in October but my missus is a size 8 and I'm a fat bastard so won't get in her dress. It's in a case in our wardrobe though but I'm not to look apparently?

I did try on a pair of her knickers once.

Off to Great Yarmouth in June for £260 Monday-Friday.
 
Danishfurniturelover said:
I wanted to go to the west coast and drive and cycle up and down it with the wife and son. But since she found me painting the living room in her wedding dress(had had a bit to drink) she now gets to choose the summer holiday and we are off to Florida. Week at Disney for the lad and then a week down at the keys.

If I get eaten by a croc I will be fudgeing furious.

Apparently she is going with her sister for a yoga surfing break in November to Costa Rica. I am not invited, so I will be doing some european games next season, she going away so am I. fudgeing courgette eating bitch.
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That quote right there proves once and for all that you need to create a blog for yourself; i'd certainly read it!
 
Roy1983 said:
I'm getting married in October but my missus is a size 8 and I'm a fat bastard so won't get in her dress. It's in a case in our wardrobe though but I'm not to look apparently?

I did try on a pair of her knickers once.

Off to Great Yarmouth in June for £260 Monday-Friday.
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They should pay you to go there, do not forget to take your phrase book. ;)
 
We weren't going away this summer due to the logistics of having a 6 month old in the heat etc

My parents have persuaded us to go now so I'm off to Rhodes 12 weeks today to my usual gorgeous Greek holiday spot, can't wait
 
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