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Stupid footballers are stupid

Bullet

Bullet

Andy Thompson
Is there a thread where we can highlight the stupidity of footballers?



A Premier League star was arrested for drunkenly assaulting a police officer hours after playing Manchester United.
West Ham defender, James Tomkins, 25, pleaded guilty to being drunk and disorderly outside the Sugar Hut nightclub in Brentwood, Essex.
He also admitted assaulting and obstructing a police constable during the incident on December 21 and was fined £3,500 when he appeared at Southend Magistrates’ Court today.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-playing-Manchester-United.html#ixzz3EkKs5YM9






A married Premier League footballer has been caught out marrying a second woman in his native Ivory Coast – to the fury of his mistress.
Cheick Tiote, who earns £45,000 a week playing for Saudi Sportswashing Machine, reportedly wed Laeticia Doukrou in a traditional ceremony this month, despite already being married to first wife Madah, 25.
The 28-year-old midfielder lives with Madah and their two children in a £1.5million mansion in Ponteland near Saudi Sportswashing Machine.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...visit-Ivory-Coast-homeland.html#ixzz3EkL4nZ9u




(Yes I know it's the Mail)
 
It does involve a footballer and incredible amounts of stupidity, so...

Josie Cunningham goes into early labour after learning the father of her baby is a conman

The mum-of-two, who was due to give birth on 8th October, went into labour nine days early on Sunday night, just hours after discovering she had been tricked

NHS boob job mum Josie Cunningham has gone into early labour after making the shocking discovery that the potential father of her unborn child was a conman in disguise .

The mum-of-two, who was due to give birth on October 8th, went into labour nine days early on Sunday night, just hours after discovering she had been tricked into believing she was sleeping with a Premier League footballer.

The 24-year-old has spoke of her "heartbreak" at finding out she had been 'manipulated' for 18 months by believing she was dating Hull City captain Curtis Davies. But the man turned out to be an imposter.

The wannabe claims she met the man who claimed to be Curtis last April, and the pair started sleeping together before she discovered more than a year later he wasn't who he said he was.

She wrote on Twitter: "Almost 4am and I'm wide awake Feel so dirty, ashamed and devastated.

"Before I explain why I have no doubt that people will think I'm lying, but I'll upload some proof that I have been completely manipulated by a man for the past 18 months pretending to be a premiership footballer.

"I feel physically sick having to admit I was fooled by him and had sex with someone who simply looked like and claimed to be someone he wasn't.

"Back in April last year I received a message from a guy who I believed was Curtis Davies the captain of Hull football club. Over the past 18 months, I've believed this to be true.

"I've had sex with him, I've stayed in hotels with him and I've poured by heart out to him. Back in May last year, my manager told me that he thought the guy could be lying - but I refused to believe it and foolishly have got angry every time since he has tried to suggest it.

"I was told to ask him to tweet me from his Twitter account, which he agreed to do - when I received the tweet it was from a new account and with no followers which concerned me, when I asked why it was not from the verified account I was told it was because I had a bad rep and could damage his career. I believed him (I will tweet a pic from May 2013 showing that tweet)."

She then went on to insist that she hadn't planned the story and said words can't describe how "dirty" she feels after was fooled into believing she was dating Curtis, 29.

She continued: "I let a con man put his hands on me, kiss me with his lips and fill my head with lies - I'm heartbroken. I'd be lying if I said I didn't get a kick from thinking a premiership footballer was interested in me, I've been called a liar for months and I've had my head held high thinking the whole country was wrong - when it was really me."

Josie, who is eight and a half months pregnant, admits she's "hated by the country", has no friends and has now been left "completely heartbroken" for the first time in her life.

She added: "I'm so lucky to have such an amazing and supportive family. I'm sorry I didn't believe you all when you said a footballer wouldn't go near me.

"I'm sorry Rob for not listening to you and I'm sorry to everyone who has pointed out I couldn't bag a footballer. 4am and I'm sat in bed looking at all the messages and thinking "you stupid girl, you was ticked into sex" :( (sic)"

On Sunday evening, Josie expressed concerns about the impact the stress of the situation was having on her.

"This guy was at the top his game. I could go into labour at any point, so trying to keep stress to a min - but I'm genuinely hurting inside," she tweeted.

Josie's rep has confirmed she's in labour.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/josie-cunningham-goes-early-labour-4342882

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Already a mother of two and is now having another kid. The father may or may not be someone pretending to be Curtis Davies.
 
As I've said before imagine the THFC quiz team

Walker, Rose, Naughton, Lennon !!!! wow intelligence in abundance
 
Isn't there a story about Jason mcateer asking for a pizza to be cut in 4 slices as he couldn't eat 8?
May or may not be true, funny tho
 
Larger than life in more ways the one, Neil "Razor" Ruddock filled up a large part of the Soccer AM sofa this week and basically assassinated the character of his old team-mate at Liverpool, and "friend", Jason McAteer.
Ruddock held court in the studio for five minutes, and the Jester, McAteer, hung his head in shame.
In Razor's very own words on Mr Jason McAteer:
"Basically right, Dave, you are thick. Dave is his nickname. It goes back a long way because when he was at Bolton his nickname was Trigger. When he signed for Liverpool, Rob Jones was Trigger, and you can't have two Triggers, so we called him Dave. And he is thick.
"And he ruined my life once. I am from south London and I have always wanted to meet Jimmy White and I have never, ever, ever met Jimmy White. We are in a Dublin bar and Dave McAteer says to me, 'Razor, Razor, quick look, your hero Jimmy White has just walked in'.
"As I see Jimmy White, Dave shouts over to him, 'Jimmy! Jimmy! 180!'
"And I still ain't met Jimmy White.
"How about the time when we were in a villa in Spain and decided to hire a car and go to the beach for the day. So I got all the gear in the boot and Dave comes out with a big bag of ice.
I say: 'Dave, what are you doing?'
Dave says: 'It's for the drinks on the beach.'
I say: 'Dave, by the time we get to the beach the ice is going to be melted.'
So he says: 'Oh yeah, I will go and get another one'."
Finally, on Soccer AM, McAteer gets a word in, "I am never going to work again. I am afraid these are all true."
And so Ruddock says, "I ain't finished.
"Dave decided because we were all rich and Spice Boys, well he weren't because he was at Bolton, so he signed for Liverpool and he got his first wage packet, so me, him and Phil Babb went down to the docks to buy this new silver Porsche.
"So we had bought the new, silver Porsche and we went over to Dave's house and we had a night out. We get up in the morning and Dave is taking us to training.
"He goes out and he says, 'hold up lads, it's freezing out there, the car is covered in frost. I will go out there and start the engine, clear the frost off and we can finish our coffee and go to training'.
"So we finish the coffee and we go back out and the frost has gone but the car has locked itself and we couldn't get in it.
"I said, 'where are the spare keys.'
"He said, 'in the garage where I bought it from in case something like this happened'.
"So as we are trying to get in, this police car comes round the corner and we are trying to get in like three scallywags and we say, 'no, no it is Razor and Phil and Jason', and the police say, 'ok Mr McAteer, Dave, go and get a coathanger and we will try to open it. It most probably won't work with these new cars, but we will give it a try'.
"Dave walks back out with a wooden one."
 
I know his cousin. He's meant to be a nice fella but just a bit dim. Apparently on his first international duty with Ireland he went on the lash with the squad in Dublin. He asked the barmaid if they sell Guinness
 
Jordinho said:
It does involve a footballer and incredible amounts of stupidity, so...

Josie Cunningham goes into early labour after learning the father of her baby is a conman

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Where to start with this, but my favourite bit was:

"I'm so lucky to have such an amazing and supportive family. I'm sorry I didn't believe you all when you said a footballer wouldn't go near me."
 
I hate that bitch and whilst I really dont want to waste my opportunity to kill anyone in the world on her (its Bieber **** for me) she would be second.

She basically slept with someone who she thought was a footballer because he was a 'footballer'... how sad and ****in pathetic.

She should have her boobs ripped out - theyre my boobs.
 
DHSF said:
I hate that bitch and whilst I really dont want to waste my opportunity to kill anyone in the world on her (its Bieber **** for me) she would be second.

She basically slept with someone who she thought was a footballer because he was a 'footballer'... how sad and ****in pathetic.

She should have her boobs ripped out - theyre my boobs.
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Well she's got two books out. Maybe santa will get you them for xmas
 
DHSF said:
She should have her boobs ripped out - theyre my boobs.
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I'm not sure they're big enough to be yours DFS \o/

It's an indictment on society that she's clearly turning over so much cash she needs a fooking manager. This country.
 
Seedy Ron said:
I'm not sure they're big enough to be yours DFS \o/

It's an indictment on society that she's clearly turning over so much cash she needs a fooking manager. This country.
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What I didn't understand is the tabloids would pay her money for an interview so they could then use the interview to highlight how disgraceful it is??? Madness
 
i feel sorry for her, yes she's put herself in an awkward position through questionable reasoning, but she's still been taken advantage of and humiliated in public

she's not the bad guy here (well the worst anyway)
 
galeforce said:
i feel sorry for her, yes she's put herself in an awkward position through questionable reasoning, but she's still been taken advantage of and humiliated in public

she's not the bad guy here (well the worst anyway)
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Although I don't want this to turn into the Josie Cunningham thread (though I'm sure she'd be chuffed and honored to have her own thread on GG) if she is being taken advantage of and humiliated by the public then I will happily enter that career myself to get what she more than likely does. I don't think she gives a rats **** what people think of her as long as she gets the money. That's why she is prepared to put stupid stories like this online.
 
galeforce said:
i feel sorry for her, yes she's put herself in an awkward position through questionable reasoning, but she's still been taken advantage of and humiliated in public

she's not the bad guy here (well the worst anyway)
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Mate what happened to her was the tip of the iceberg. What happened before culminated in her being a really hated woman.

You're talking about a woman who auctioned off tickets to see her birth although she later thought better of it...
 
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