• Dear Guest, Please note that adult content is not permitted on this forum. We have had our Google ads disabled at times due to some posts that were found from some time ago. Please do not post adult content and if you see any already on the forum, please report the post so that we can deal with it. Adult content is allowed in the glory hole - you will have to request permission to access it. Thanks, scara

O/T: Greatest Dives & Play-Acting

Papercut

Jermaine Jenas
Some players are so shameless it's embarrassing...

My favourite was the Gilardino vs Celtic dive:

[video=youtube;mCX9Q8e76nA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCX9Q8e76nA[/video]

But just seen this Welington double-dive, what a corker :ross:

[video=youtube;465te5rJwb4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=465te5rJwb4[/video]

Please post some more (and Bale didn't dive!!! 8-[ )
 
To think had he signed a contract instead of a letter we could have watched him at the lane.

[video=youtube;OiW0IPrv1Ro]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiW0IPrv1Ro[/video]
 
Brilliant, eccentric and down right ambitious. Vidal show casing Real Madrid exactly why he was born to play for them.

[video=youtube;0xrBGAF17qM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrBGAF17qM[/video]
 
Brilliant, eccentric and down right ambitious. Vidal show casing Real Madrid exactly why he was born to play for them.

[video=youtube;0xrBGAF17qM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrBGAF17qM[/video]

I've seen Vidal once and he was a ****. Acting tough but bloody limited when it counted
 
Vidal is awesome, one of my favourite players. That was funny as **** though :lol:

That MGP one is certainly up there, awful.
 
To think had he signed a contract instead of a letter we could have watched him at the lane.

[video=youtube;OiW0IPrv1Ro]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiW0IPrv1Ro[/video]

Watched that live... Turkey were doing very well but Hakan Unsal got a tad fed up and as a result got sent off. In front of the lino too - was a joke
 
UHavU.gif
 
Was looking for the Reyes incident where he stays down after being "fouled", thinking the ref will stop the game - only to discover he's not on the pitch, then rolling theatrically into play so that the game has to be stopped. An absolute disgrace, but I can't find the clip. Anyone?
 
One a little bit different which I'm still sure most of us will remember

[video=youtube;1LwL-xw7Zyk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LwL-xw7Zyk[/video]

As funny as it was I have actually always wondered what Dida's intentions were if he was to catch him...
 
The Real Madrid vs Espanyol match last night had a terrible dive in it. Involved Sergio Ramos funnily enough, and Cordoba for Espanyol. The ball was waist high and both players went to kick it, and Ramos kicked the bottom of Cordoba's boot in the challenge and went down as if amputated. cordoba didn't know what to do and thought he had injured Ramos so he then went on the floor, rolling around holding his knee. It was embarrassing.

The Espanyol player got booked, but had he stood up instead of feigning injury, then nothing would have happened.
 
One a little bit different which I'm still sure most of us will remember

As funny as it was I have actually always wondered what Dida's intentions were if he was to catch him...

Speaking of Brazil and keepers - the Dida video made me remember the Roberto Rojas (Chile) incident. Now this was truelly stupid.

A summary from another site:

Trailing Brazil 1-0 at the 1989 World Cup qualifier in Rio, Chilean goalkeeper Roberto Rojas did the unthinkable when a firecracker exploded near him on the field. The Chilean collapsed into the smoke and slashed open his scalp with a razor blade. He emerged from the smoke bleeding, clutching his head and writhing in pain. The match was called, and Brazil was in danger of missing the World Cup, when TV video exposed Rojas’s cheap trick. Chile was disqualified and Rojas was banned for life.

Some of the Chilean players so irate, really giving it to the fans behind the goal :D

[video=youtube;p8s4NznrWG0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8s4NznrWG0[/video]
 
Speaking of Brazil and keepers - the Dida video made me remember the Roberto Rojas (Chile) incident. Now this was truelly stupid.

A summary from another site:

Trailing Brazil 1-0 at the 1989 World Cup qualifier in Rio, Chilean goalkeeper Roberto Rojas did the unthinkable when a firecracker exploded near him on the field. The Chilean collapsed into the smoke and slashed open his scalp with a razor blade. He emerged from the smoke bleeding, clutching his head and writhing in pain. The match was called, and Brazil was in danger of missing the World Cup, when TV video exposed Rojas’s cheap trick. Chile was disqualified and Rojas was banned for life.

Some of the Chilean players so irate, really giving it to the fans behind the goal :D

[video=youtube;p8s4NznrWG0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8s4NznrWG0[/video]

Were the whole Chilie squad in on it or was it just the keeper? Never heard of this! And apt username for posting it with by the way.
 
Can't access Youtube at present, but surely the Eboue one in the Champions league final for the scum's penalty has to be worth a shout, shocking dive!
 
Was looking for the Reyes incident where he stays down after being "fouled", thinking the ref will stop the game - only to discover he's not on the pitch, then rolling theatrically into play so that the game has to be stopped. An absolute disgrace, but I can't find the clip. Anyone?

Can't seem to find it but he was the worst cheat I can ever remember in Arsescum shirt and that is saying a lot. Total ****stain
 
Back