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Niall Quimm

markysimmo

Johnny nice-tits
Oh my days this bloke is such a bell-end, his commentary drives me ****ing insane

The bloke is a massive hampton
 
**** me he's an absolute cretin, of the highest order.

Insanely biased for the Scum, Man Sh!tty and Sunderland, for starters.

Continually seems to fail to understand even the most basic of football rules. I remember a while back he was still talking about "daylight" for an offside call.

Drove me absolutely apesh*t during the Palace match the other weekend. Particularly on the "Walker penalty incident". THis is the same "incident" where WALKER TURNS HIS BACK ON THE BALL, IS RUNNING AWAY FROM THE BALL, AND CAN'T SEE THE BALL, when it hits his arm. Walker's face was actually facing in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION to the ball when it quite clearly accidentally strikes his arm but, according to Quimm, that doesn't even matter as Walker clearly had eyes in the back of his head and had developed X-Men telephathic ability to know when to deliberately raise his arm at the right time, and in the exact place where the ball was passing him.

Every other highlights show, match report, analysis show did not, obviously, even spend 1 second on this "incident" - it's quite rightly been ignored!But nooo according to Quimm at the time, "Walker definitely knew what he was doing and this was a CAST IRON PENALTY. i thought he might see the error of his ways after more than one replay but nooo, he spent every single replay banging on about this same "stonewall penalty".

F*****g macaron, he should not be allowed to offer his opinion on footie!
 
I had to mute the game yesterday. Every time a Liverpool player fouled someone they were just unlucky.
 
he is simply awful. One of the worst commentators I've ever heard. The game v Palace really wound me up too.
 
Oh...I knew one called Niall Quinn who played for them in the 1980s...

His alphabetical regression is in correlation to quimmy progression

Re the walker incident- I nearly spat my beer out! If he did do deliberately then he needs selling as it was highly likely to fall perfectly for the striker to smash in to the back of the net
 
10 mins into the match and he's already annoying me. And that gooner prick Henry in the studio just to complete the set.
 
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