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If you saw a dead naked man in the bath

Danishfurniturelover

Danishfurniturelover

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What would you do?

A. Scream and run out of bathroom.

B. Go and call for the police/ambulance.

C. Get a quick look at his ****.
 
knowing Chich he would have done stuff then called the cops after.

Nasty fudger he is
 
B then C, though. If it turns out a dead dude's wanger outdoes mine, then I will end up feeling very down indeed. :(
 
Tip him out and then get in myself, best not waste the water in these hard times.
 
I think C, A and B in that order. C may be unavoidable depending on the position of the bubbles.
 
Dayo said:
Tip him out and then get in myself, best not waste the water in these hard times.
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According to South Park, the last thing you do before you die is brick yourself, so I'd check the water first. Kudos for environmental thinking though.
 
Already thought of that, could use it as a face mask. Like a homemade spa experience, could even keep the bloke in the bath and use him as a foot float. Pure bliss.
 
:lol:

Tried to google "foot float", but the results were so disturbing that I don't know what you meant. Is it like a floating mattress? I'd imagine that rigor mortis would've occured at that point also, could use his **** as a rudder.
 
Just something to pop your feet up on, not sure what the scientific name is. I have no idea what you've been googling, bath floaters? If so we're back talking about face masks.
 
I doubt there's many dead man foot rests about, just use your imagination. Still trying to think of a catchy play on words name to call it so I can get myself on Dragon's Den.
 
Dayo's Bathtime Rottoman

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I had to use AltaVista, the only search engine crazy enough to show people resting their feet on floating dead bodies.
 
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