I am not a dog.

[Danishfurniturelover]

Every GHod damn psychiatrist I have ever seen has told me I can control my behaviour and train good behaviour into myself because some guy did it with a bell to a dog years ago. Giving the dog treats whenever it heard the bell.

I have tried this and as much as I like biscuits and I do especially dunking them in tea. I have more intelligence then a fcuking dog.

Think that whole profession is a crock of ****e.

 

[Dayo]

Just reading this has made me salivate for some reason. :-s

 

[Seedy Ron]

I have more intelligence then a fcuking dog.

Some dogs are pretty bright you know Chich, let's not jump to any conclusions

 

[milo]

Just reading this has made me salivate for some reason. :-s

:ross:

 

[ShelfLife]

I love this place sometimes.

 

[spasm]

fetch

 

[Lemonade Money]

"Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps treating me like a dog."

"I see, can you get down off the couch please."

"Not you as well!"

 

[monkeybarry]

Your just GG's bitch chich.....but we love you.
Yes we do....yes we do....there's a good boy now.

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

Your just GG's bitch chich.....but we love you.
Yes we do....yes we do....there's a good boy now.

Stroke my stomach and pick up my poo then.

 

[Rorschach]

LOL

 

[monkeybarry]

Stroke my stomach and pick up my poo then.

Quoting a random 2.5 year old post! Only you mate!!

Haha!
Walkiieeees

 

[Rorschach]

Right I was drinking too much white wine so for health reasons I was advised to switch to red (by the internet). So what should I drink? Which grape thing?
Woof.

Edit: Bodysnatchers is radiohead's best song (or maybe House of Cards)

 

[K.D.D.D.D.Soc]

I wish I was my dog, he has a great life.

 

[Whiffler]

Dog sits down and proceeds to lick his genitals all over

1st man "I wish I could do that"

2nd man "If you give him a choc-drop, he might let you"

My doggie-coat, my lead !

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PS - I always feel the urge to tell this joke when dogs are mentioned. Just call me Pavlov. Or whistle.

 

[Lemonade Money]

Right I was drinking too much white wine so for health reasons I was advised to switch to red (by the internet). So what should I drink? Which grape thing?
Woof.

Edit: Bodysnatchers is radiohead's best song (or maybe House of Cards)

Rather than reading the Internet, about what may or may not happen to the 'average' person, listen to your body. Write down how you feel the next day/side effects/did you act like a clam.