Help. I'm naked

[Danishfurniturelover]

I sat down after dinner to watch comedians in car about 4 hours ago. Now I'm stuck to the leather and everyone has gone to bed.

fudge this weather

 

[Kandi1977]

I sat down after dinner to watch comedians in car about 4 hours ago. Now I'm stuck to the leather and everyone has gone to bed.

fudge this weather

Jizz all over yourself, and use it as lubrication.
No idea if that works, but feel certain you're the right person to test it.

 

[Bullet]

I sat outside til about 10.30 in my pants, drinking lager.

Very dark, but I could hear a fan whirring in the house and a strange scruncthing sound.

Upon investigation, it was cows in the field opposite, snlunching up scrunts of grass with their shluptles.

Now I'm indoors in case a moth chases me - woooooaaahhh it's pretty rock n roll round here

 

[Seedy Ron]

Jizz all over yourself, and use it as lubrication.
No idea if that works, but feel certain you're the right person to test it.

You've misunderstood the "stuck to the leather" bit, how could he resist the sight of Jimmy Tarbuck in a Vauxhall Nova? (Didn't watch it.)

 

[scaramanga]

I sat down after dinner to watch comedians in car about 4 hours ago. Now I'm stuck to the leather and everyone has gone to bed.

fudge this weather

Do you have one of them fancy cars with a TV in?

You should get back inside before the police turn up

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

I'm free.


Thank the Lord.

Going to dance round the garden now.

 

[AuroRaman]

Morning


Sitting on my porcelain throne using Fapatalk

 

[Moby]

Morning


Sitting on my porcelain throne using Fapatalk

Morning. Turned out nice again I see.